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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:53 pm

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RFDC wrote:

There is no one way fits all for women. They are a crazy bunch.

Preach it Ralph, preach it!!!

KS - :lol:

Welcome back!!

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:54 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

KS, pun-war challenge accepted.

There are no winners in a pun war.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:23 pm

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My keys to a long marriage:
1. Do whatever your wife says.

uh, that's about all I can come up with.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:24 pm

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Have flowers sent to her work.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:32 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Edible Arrangements is kind of cool. If she likes fruits.

Well wouldnt she have to.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:32 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Edible Arrangements is kind of cool. If she likes fruits.

If? She's been married to Hatchetman for 18+ years.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:33 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

Be like that kid.

I sent you that in confidence. Way to put my kid on this fucking place.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:38 pm

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You goddamn little punk....

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:40 pm

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Fucking Germans....

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:09 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Let me know if you're into voyeurism. I have a seperate list for that kind of thing.

A couples retreat to wisconsin, standing outside KS bathroom window while he slaps it has worked wonders on several marriages

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:02 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Edible Arrangements is kind of cool. If she likes fruits.

Clearly she does -she married him, after all.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:22 pm

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Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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shakes

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:25 pm

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1 in the pink and 2 in the stink

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:29 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

I'm absolutely not being funny here, but I would really like to hear your honest thoughts.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:53 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I'm pretty close to Timber Rattler Stadium. I cheat and use the radio and if I time it just right, the second a Rattler hits a home run, fans erupt. And so do I. Couples love it!!

I'd be honored if you videotaped me and my girl.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:55 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd be honored if you videotaped me and my girl.

its never too late...

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:56 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Let me know if you're into voyeurism. I have a seperate list for that kind of thing.

A couples retreat to wisconsin, standing outside KS bathroom window while he slaps it has worked wonders on several marriages

I'm pretty close to Timber Rattler Stadium. I cheat and use the radio and if I time it just right, the second a Rattler hits a home run, fans erupt. And so do I. Couples love it!!

I am going to drive thru the neighborhoods up there with a megaphone and yell out where does KS leave? I'll find ya, coming up there in a couple of weeks for a game.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:58 pm

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I typically try my best to follow a very simple rule:

You've found someone who has agreed to put up with your shit in a legally-binding manner. Don't fuck up.

I figure I'm at about a 89% success rate early on.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:59 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd be honored if you videotaped me and my girl.

its never too late...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:05 pm

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That is true, Ugie. If you love somebody, set them free. If someone loves you, don't fuck up.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:07 pm

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Don't embarrass her. Clean the damn house.

/thread

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:10 pm

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spanky wrote:

Don't embarrass her. Clean the damn house.

/thread

I cant stop from embarassing myself, what hope does she have?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:13 pm

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No, I am just hijacking the thread because I am bored.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:17 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

I'm absolutely not being funny here, but I would really like to hear your honest thoughts.

My wife loves the little things in life(save the comments) so I try and do those little things as much as possible. She has a favorite candy that they sell really cheap at Menards so anytime I go up there for something for myself, I try and pick her up a box or two of them. Flowers for no reason are another sure fire way to put on a smile on her face. Cleaning the house the day before she was planning on cleaning it so she can spend her day off lounging around watching TV is always a winner as well. Be the designated driver every so often so she can go out and not feel like she's just sitting there watching me drink all the time. Small stuff like this costs little to no money and makes her as happy and appreciative of me as I am of her.

A happy wife is a happy life.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:19 pm

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I'm gonna try really hard to contain myself.

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:19 pm

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Sure it doesn't cost any money, but can you really put a monetary value on a jar with your own testicles in it?

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:21 pm

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spanky wrote:

I'm gonna try really hard to contain myself.

I really really dislike you.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:26 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

I'm absolutely not being funny here, but I would really like to hear your honest thoughts.

Thanks for answering. And I agree with all of that.

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mcbrides

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:41 pm

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yea DO NOT embarrass yourself :oops:

Got that going against me right this minute.

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reents

Post subject: Re: How do you show your wife you love her?

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:08 am

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Well Mcbrides I kinda of did that with my girl.

What do you do when she tells you stuff, and you tell another person because you needed somebody to talk too about her and hurts her that you told somebody else?

It was about a month ago, before we really started to heat up, but it came up over the weekend, and I couldn't lie to her, so we had a mini-date Saturday and talked Sunday, then I got a text Sunday night that said she was hurt I told somebody.

I don't know if this goes here, but it is to show a person that you care about them.

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