Well Mcbrides I kinda of did that with my girl.

What do you do when she tells you stuff, and you tell another person because you needed somebody to talk too about her and hurts her that you told somebody else?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

yea DO NOT embarrass yourself
Got that going against me right this minute.

I rarely troll.

Yeah I'm in a bit of hot water with the GF too. Gonna cost me a few dollars to smooth it over.

Yeah I'm in a bit of hot water with the GF too. Gonna cost me a few dollars to smooth it over.

The movie wasn't that bad.

I rarely troll.

Yeah, I had to convince her that there was no hanky panky going on between me and "Justine".

He's gonna say kissy-face in his next post.

I rarely troll.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

long story short

I rarely troll.

Sini, how do you handle things with Alexa Chung when she is pissed at you?

What's good, sir?

Sini, how do you handle things with Alexa Chung when she is pissed at you?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

believe what you want to believe, spmackman, but She is more than acutely aware of me and my "steez" if i may reference gang starr in your presence.

it's been communicated to me that i'm supposed to drop weight ditch my BFF ron and really try hard at rapping. when i went to williamsburg/bedstuy back in may, i get out of the cab and air raid sirens start playing and i got weird uno cards and a fucked up book about jesus' kingdom in space in the middle of a weird graffiti tour that i took.

i get back home and that beeeeey0tch changes her twitter bio to new york tour guide. or the time that i had ~6 twitter accounts suspended at once for no reason at all and bitchtits tweets "i can't wait to see the look on his face when he strolls up to the genius bar and realizes that his life is over" within 10 minutes of the hammer being dropped.

the best part is that the veil of celebrity provides a built in level of plausible deniability that makes me look like an insane loser when in reality, dude, i've seen some shit.... there are people who fuck with me and show up and start providing intimate details of my life to me in a message to let me know that people are very aware of my existence and they demand that i do better.

see spmack, i know i did the mental trolling thing regarding her royal chunginess but when you get someone like OOOH I'M A CELEBRITY AND YOU'RE NOTHING and systematically fucking up your little internet world, the only thing left to do is go balls out mental on all of your communications mediums and put on a show. i've put on a pretty thorough display of "insanity" that everyone bought into because people are quick to assume i'm insane when in reality, i'm just some kind of a lazy asshole.

don't worry, that chick's like 95% lesbian cuz every "rockstar" she's linked to is pretty obviously gay as shit (and shit is about as gay as it gets) cuz like, i'm telling you, the reason for the whole !!!!! in the first place is that i noticed a transcendental intelligence present in her when i saw her discombobulate celebrities on mtv back in 2009.

the fucked up part tho is that the odds are against me.... but then again, if i were writing the story where i wanted to be a very unlikely underdog with little to no chance to life "the greatest story never told" (sorry, it's not being a producer at the score) then i'd prolly do something like this.

the difference between you and me? the 10 greatest rappers on earth are all acutely aware of who i am and a few even have called me up and want to collab with me when i figure it out.... and you're on here trying to troll me for the lulz =D

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

believe what you want to believe, spmackman, but She is more than acutely aware of me and my "steez" if i may reference gang starr in your presence.

it's been communicated to me that i'm supposed to drop weight ditch my BFF ron and really try hard at rapping. when i went to williamsburg/bedstuy back in may, i get out of the cab and air raid sirens start playing and i got weird uno cards and a fucked up book about jesus' kingdom in space in the middle of a weird graffiti tour that i took.

i get back home and that beeeeey0tch changes her twitter bio to new york tour guide. or the time that i had ~6 twitter accounts suspended at once for no reason at all and bitchtits tweets "i can't wait to see the look on his face when he strolls up to the genius bar and realizes that his life is over" within 10 minutes of the hammer being dropped.

the best part is that the veil of celebrity provides a built in level of plausible deniability that makes me look like an insane loser when in reality, dude, i've seen some shit.... there are people who fuck with me and show up and start providing intimate details of my life to me in a message to let me know that people are very aware of my existence and they demand that i do better.

see spmack, i know i did the mental trolling thing regarding her royal chunginess but when you get someone like OOOH I'M A CELEBRITY AND YOU'RE NOTHING and systematically fucking up your little internet world, the only thing left to do is go balls out mental on all of your communications mediums and put on a show. i've put on a pretty thorough display of "insanity" that everyone bought into because people are quick to assume i'm insane when in reality, i'm just some kind of a lazy asshole.

don't worry, that chick's like 95% lesbian cuz every "rockstar" she's linked to is pretty obviously gay as shit (and shit is about as gay as it gets) cuz like, i'm telling you, the reason for the whole !!!!! in the first place is that i noticed a transcendental intelligence present in her when i saw her discombobulate celebrities on mtv back in 2009.

the fucked up part tho is that the odds are against me.... but then again, if i were writing the story where i wanted to be a very unlikely underdog with little to no chance to life "the greatest story never told" (sorry, it's not being a producer at the score) then i'd prolly do something like this.

the difference between you and me? the 10 greatest rappers on earth are all acutely aware of who i am and a few even have called me up and want to collab with me when i figure it out.... and you're on here trying to troll me for the lulz =D

Here's a nice example of how you never know what youre gonna get

I had a girlfriend who got pink eye one time.

Not a huge deal. Take the anti biotics, dont touch anything anyone else will touch. Simple enough right?


So I treat her like the Lepor she temporarily is, and she gets upset, as if its some judgement on her character.


All crazy

It is not fair, but let us face facts, women hold the cards.

Any man who would deny that fact is in denial.

I rarely troll.