Gee thanks. I appreciate the authorization.

I'll just add this to the list of things that irrationally aggrivate kid cairo.

If you think I was talking about you that's on you. I can't help if you identified yourself in what I was saying.

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I was one of several people who had a WTF? reaction to your original post.

But whatever man. Fuck it. You said what you said. I said what I said.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

So the consensus of this thread is the best way to show your wife you love her is with surprise anal right?

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Yeah, that sums it up.

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Oh! The consensus card! Neat! Well. Let it be known that there were those who agreed with me as well. I received a few notes from a couple people over two different media supporting what I said too...

I must be correct too since that apparently means everything.

Yeah, you said what you said and I said what I said. My good christ we don't agree on a point that must make me the antichrist. I'll book my reservations to hell right now since I'm such an awful person.

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So you are leaving for Gary, Indiana then huh?

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Darko, I thought you went after Kid for pretty much nothing. He asked for clarification, preemptively told his POV, and that was it. I've seen him get all huffy for nothing too, but I thought you jumped all over him on this one.

Then again, I'm not married so I could be wrong.

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I didn't "jump" on anybody.

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Just my thoughts, to me it seemed like you did. That's all I'll say on this exchange.

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My original post. I'm not "jumping" on anybody. I was simply pointing out that there were a few guys, unmarried, that were dispensinve advice like they were Dr. Ruth or something. And all I was was... uh kay

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another word of advice on marriage: even when you win an argument, you lose.

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I call bullshit on this. What married man has ever won an argument???

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If you cant see how that original post sounds douchey then there is no way for any of us to try to explain it.

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He lost, his poor wife ran off with someone else. Poor guy.

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All right, Hank.

Was it really that bad saying that marital advice coming from no married men was a little strange? How sensitive the CSFMB has become.

Thye point of the original post was that you shouldn't have to think about it if you really do love your wife. It should be reflexive, like breathing.

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Oh, dear God. Not this shit again.

Why are people so afraid to voice their opinions about the message board on...........the message board. Bunch of fuckin' pussies...


Darkside. The "being married" thing wasn't the only thing that came across douchey. It was more like the entire post. It happens. Just accept that maybe you post a little pricky sometimes and you may not recognize it.

I love you enough about you to tell you this on the board and not via PM/Text....

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I'm not sure what fantasy world you live in but speaking from both anecdotal and personal exeprience, most marriages are not 100% love and rainbow shitting. I love my wife completely but I certainly do stupid things that require some 'petty ass kissey' actions. She does the same thing. We dont just longingly look at each other from across the room all night and know how madly in love we are. In the real world, I'm doing the dishes in my boxers and scratching my ass while she is chasing our naked son around the house because he wont go in the bath. Do we love each other, of course but the look she is giving me at that moment sure doesnt look full of love.

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I think Darkside is just picking with Kid, personally. I don't believe anyone from FB or text have sent Darkside any messages.

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Exactly. Sometimes, just on a whim, out of the blue, I'll surprise my wife with a phone call in the middle of the day. When she answers, I just say "You're Welcome" and hang up. I mean, her father never made good on those seven goats he owes me, but I don't bring that up every day, either.

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I am so going to tweet about this

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I mean, I probably (maybe not) come across douchey in gun threads or threads about the "sport" of Hockney. People do it all the time. This just happens to be Darkside's turn no big deal. Just don't be shocked...

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Lots of advice from non married guys here. What's that all about? You got a girlfriend for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that have been married for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.

Im sorry, I have to say this totally comes across like you're talking about Cairo specifically

Take out all the married guys in this thread and the guys who pretty much made jokes, the only single guy with a relatively new relationship is Cairo

Well, Darkside can nip this all in the bud and just tell us (or PM us individually) who he was talking about.

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Could have been me, too, but I don't think I gave out any advice in this thread...I've mainly been agreeing and piggybacking.

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Lots of advice in this thread about not being a douche from people that have never not been a douche. What's that all about? You act somewhat normal for a couple weeks and you think you're dispensing advice to guys that haven't been douches for fucking 10 years? Ohhh-kaaay.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You do and you'd better open up your window, McCracken, because there's gonna be a very pissed off carrier pigeon coming your way and I just fed him a shot glass full of guacamole.

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That is good advice for dealing with women

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