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I'm thinking media guys don't count....just regular joes/janes.

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FYI: I have been informed by the source via pm.


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I was on the Bozo show once.

Me too! I was in this balance-a-book-on-your-head relay race, but I couldn't do it, so I just held it on my head. This was back in 1994. It's no Dan Bernstein with Harry Caray, but that was my local television experience.

:lol: I forget who it was who had a grandma that banged Whizzo?

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I was on the Bozo show once.

Me too! I was in this balance-a-book-on-your-head relay race, but I couldn't do it, so I just held it on my head. This was back in 1994. It's no Dan Bernstein with Harry Caray, but that was my local television experience.

:lol: I forget who it was who had a grandma that banged Whizzo?

A certain Time Travelling Easter symbol had a Grandma that was possibly took Bozo's Grand prize


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people worry about 90 year-olds behind the wheel, but I think your odds are worse with 18 year-olds.

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possibly took Bozo's Grand prize


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I just love the thought of you sitting at your desk at work trying to find the best image of Bozo's O face :lol:

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I just love the thought of you sitting at your desk at work trying to find the best image of Bozo's O face :lol:


It's probably his screensaver.

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LOS ANGELES — A 100-year-old man backed his car on to a sidewalk and hit 11 people, including nine children, across from an elementary school in South Los Angeles just after classes had ended Wednesday, authorities said.

Four of the children were in critical condition when firefighters arrived but they were stabilized and were in serious condition at a hospital, city fire Capt. Jaime Moore said. Everyone was expected to survive, he said.

The powder blue Cadillac backed slowly into the group of parents and children buying snacks from a sidewalk vendor, and the crowd banged on his windows and screamed for him to stop, but not before some of the children were trapped under the car, witnesses said.

Children's backpacks, shoes, candy and loose change were strewn about the scene behind a discount grocery store across from Main Street Elementary.

Police identified the driver as Preston Carter and said he was being very cooperative.

Carter talked to television reporters after the crash some five miles southwest of downtown Los Angeles. He said he has a driver's license and will be 101 years old Sept. 5.

"My brakes failed. It was out of control," Carter told KCAL-TV.

Asked about hitting the children, Preston said: "You know I'm sorry about that. I wouldn't do that for nothing on earth. My sympathies for them."

Carter was pulling out of the grocery store parking lot, but instead of backing into the street, he backed onto the sidewalk, police Capt. George Rodriguez said.




"I think it was a miscalculation on his part. The gentleman is elderly," Rodriguez said. "Obviously he is going to have some impairment on his decision making."

Older drivers have been involved in other tragedies. In 2003, an 86-year-old man mistakenly stepped on the gas pedal of his car instead of the brake and then panicked, plowing into an open-air market in Santa Monica. Ten people were killed and 63 injured.

According to California's Department of Motor Vehicles, people over age 70 must renew their driver's license in person, rather than via the Internet or by mail. Older drivers can also be required to take a supplemental driving test if they fail a vision exam, or if a police officer, a physician, or a family member raises questions about their ability to drive.

Rodriguez said the collision was being investigated as an accident, and Carter was not under arrest. He has a valid driver's license, Rodriguez said.

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Once you turn 75, you should loose your license for good.

My Grandpa was the worst fucking driver ever after 75. I actually made him pull over his own car when visiting them in Vegas and let me drive. I was terrified...and I've driven the Ryan at 3:00am. My boss is 69 and scares the shit out of me when he drives. Look at the fucking road! You don't have to look at me to talk...I'm 2' away can hear you just fine.

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Probably a couple other guys too.

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NSJ , has a little "Rip Taylor" in him...

Like I was saying...

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I was on the Bozo show once.

Me too! I was in this balance-a-book-on-your-head relay race, but I couldn't do it, so I just held it on my head.

Wow... they had tornado preparedness way ahead of the curve at the Bozo show.

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Whose grandma had sex with Whizzo? :lol:


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No I think Time Traveling Bunny had sex with Cookie

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I think Dr Ken or his grandma had sex with Wizzo. Doody doody doody.


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You, a naked mature woman, and wizzo. You are painting a picture tonight.


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Gross
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You're a little turned on and curious.


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A certain Time Travelling Easter symbol had a Grandma that was possibly took Bozo's Grand prize


Let's be sure to all take a moment to enjoy that sentence. :lol: :lol:



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Once you turn 75, you should loose your license for good.


I could go along with that, though I may have a different answer when I'm 74. These old fuckers are always driving into a store or running over someone and there's always a bullshit excuse like "the brakes failed" or "the accelerator stuck". How come that stuff never happens to a 40 year old?

My grandfather was still driving well into his 80s and he would have told you he was the same driver he had always been. That's just crazy. I know I can't drive as well as I did twenty years ago. I don't see as well. My reflexes aren't the same. And I wasn't texting back then. :lol: But as Hatchetman mentioned above, I believe that from an actuarial standpoint, the teenage driver is far more dangerous than the guy in his 90s.

I happened to be flipping through stations one morning and I heard a conversation on "Eric and Kathy" where they were talking about the oldest licensed driver in the state. Somebody guessed 97. Eric said there was something like 100 licensed 97 year olds in Illinois. Some unbelievably large number. The answer turned out to be 103. One of the other guys on the show chimed in, "Oh yeah, I think I was behind him on my way into work this morning."

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