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 Post subject: Axe Goff
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:25 pm 
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Have we had one of these? I don't think so.

I wrote "axe" because Bernstein and Boers often speak this way when they mock ebonics. I'm not mocking ebonics. I'm mocking B&B. Goff is cool with it when B&B do it. So everybody here should be cool with it too.

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Goff, what have you been told by Score management as to your future at the Score. Have they made you promises or do they just jerk you around?


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Beardown wrote:
Have we had one of these? I don't think so.

I wrote "axe" because Bernstein and Boers often speak this way when they mock ebonics. I'm not mocking ebonics. I'm mocking B&B. Goff is cool with it when B&B do it. So everybody here should be cool with it too.

Question:

Goff, what have you been told by Score management as to your future at the Score. Have they made you promises or do they just jerk you around?


I think he's still in "rising star" status.


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Goff, why so many self-pics of your own face on the book? Kinda creepy.


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Alright, I'll ask it.

Goff, how many white women have you banged? Could you send one my way? Please? :(


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Brothers don't help white guys get white women. That's their job. They can do their own work.

Jason's future might really lie in publishing Don't Do What Brothers Don't Do: A Survival Guide To The Orthodoxy Of The Community, a collection of essays that explain to white people and those requiring guidance just why it's frowned upon to go jet-skiing. If you go forth, I expect a fee.

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 Post subject: Re: Axe Goff
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I do think it's Score or bust for drink and Goff as far as a full time talk show. They are toxic to all other stations. Nobody wants a Bernstein clone at their station. Certainly not ESPN 1000. They don't take attitude and anger over there. They don't do the "Fuck you" radio.

I think that ship has sailed for drink at the Score. Goff has a slim chance at the Score only if Mitch remains when a spot is open. If the Score gets new management, it's over for all Score producers. That means not even back up duties.


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I do think it's Score or bust for drink and Goff as far as a full time talk show. They are toxic to all other stations. Nobody wants a Bernstein clone at their station.

THAT'S WRONG BRIAN PARUCH

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disagree..Goff could find work at other stations..here or out of state

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312player wrote:
disagree..Goff could find work at other stations..here or out of state


No. If he could, wouldn't he be there right now instead of being Bernstein's producer for 10 years? I don't think you turn down a talk show offers waiting for it to happen at the Score.


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I doubt he is actively looking..he has a good thing and is waiting patiently for his shot...RosenBloom and Jay Hood could/should be looking...very good hosts who gets no airtime...Goff will have his own show in less than 3 years...why relocate and be the have to work your way up again?

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312player wrote:
I doubt he is actively looking..he has a good thing and is waiting patiently for his shot...RosenBloom and Jay Hood could/should be looking...very good hosts who gets no airtime...Goff will have his own show in less than 3 years...why relocate and be the have to work your way up again?


If you relocate as a talk show host, you're not working your way up. He's a producer now. If he's not looking, he's a fool. Point is that nobody is calling. His stye is 100% Bernstein. He's learned from him. He tries to copy him. No radio station seeks that out from somebody that's never done it. Stations might want Bersntein. Nobody wants his less talented disciples. I'm just keepin' it real like Goff always asks of people.


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Also, sports radio stations are run by the evil white man. Sadly, the evil white men in radio hire middle-aged, god damn, boring whites. I've been fighting this for years to no avail. :(


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Stations might want Bersntein. Nobody wants his less talented disciples.

I wonder if this is like the movie Multiplicity, where each successive Bernstein Clone is more and more defective. Somewhere in the Score's offices there's an intern mumbling "how does Sara Ganim white people you closer to a narrative?" while repeatedly bumping into a wall.

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Goff would be an idiot if he responds.

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 Post subject: Re: Axe Goff
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I'm just saying Goff and Drink have gotten so comfortable with this "Fuck you" way in their comforts on the B&B show. It got them some shows and reporting bullshit at the Score. They're known cuz of B&B. Both by B&B fans and the Chicago radio industry. But their "Fuck you, Chicago" attitude doesn't help them in the overall Chicago media landscape. It works for B&B. Where else do you see it? No where. Rare to pull it off. B&B are the exception to the rule. That's all I'm saying. Not that they were gonna make it being "Mr. Rodgers" anyway. You still have to have speaking ability and talent. They've never had that.

Just saying they are toxic outside their "B&B world".


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Now, I have not heard a MadduhBadduh show in a few months. But I feel comfortable saying that Matt is not quite the "fuck you Chicago" guy he once was several years ago when he and Goff had the Last Call show. I don't know if Matt was ever that guy. Goff maybe. He likes to create false mass opinions and then presumes to educate the masses about what we should really think. Matt seemed more in control and less juvenile when I heard him. Kind of Brian Paruch-ish.

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Beardown wrote:
You still have to have speaking ability and talent.

Dat's exectly right!

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Beardown wrote:
Stations might want Bersntein. Nobody wants his less talented disciples.

I wonder if this is like the movie Multiplicity, where each successive Bernstein Clone is more and more defective. Somewhere in the Score's offices there's an intern mumbling "how does Sara Ganim white people you closer to a narrative?" while repeatedly bumping into a wall.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZtbASCE7ZY

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Man, Goff sure looked to have some sort of prime-time hosting gig lined up not to long ago....this board was abuzz with stories, "inside info" and the like regarding Goff's "imminent rise" to the top of the Score heap. It didn't happen.

Why did he get left in the dust?


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Jason's future might really lie in publishing Don't Do What Brothers Don't Do: A Survival Guide To The Orthodoxy Of The Community, a collection of essays that explain to white people and those requiring guidance just why it's frowned upon to go jet-skiing. If you go forth, I expect a fee.

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Beardown wrote:
Have we had one of these? I don't think so.

I wrote "axe" because Bernstein and Boers often speak this way when they mock ebonics. I'm not mocking ebonics. I'm mocking B&B. Goff is cool with it when B&B do it. So everybody here should be cool with it too.


I love logical explanations ahead of time. Beatin em to the punch


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I know it was dismissed out of hand but joining the fire department would have been the smartest decision Goff ever made.

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Like I've said before, Bernstein slowly became the monster that we know him today. The Bernstein that first got his show wasn't the one that we hear today.

He built up his following while changing. Now Mitch is afraid of him, content with his production and Bernstein is safe. Berntein now answers to no one. He has no boss. Had they known what he would become, he wouldn't have been hired.

With Goff and drink, it's already known that they'll be he'll a lessor version of Bernstein. So what GM/PD wants that? Nobody.


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Beardown wrote:
Like I've said before, Bernstein slowly became the monster that we know him today. The Bernstein that first got his show wasn't the one that we hear today.

He built up his following while changing. Now Mitch is afraid of him, content with his production and Bernstein is safe. Berntein now answers to no one. He has no boss. Had they known what he would become, he wouldn't have been hired..


Analagous to State College with the role of Sandusky being filled by management and the roll of victims being filled by unpaid interns/slave wage producers

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Like I've said before, Bernstein slowly became the monster that we know him today. The Bernstein that first got his show wasn't the one that we hear today.

He built up his following while changing. Now Mitch is afraid of him, content with his production and Bernstein is safe. Berntein now answers to no one. He has no boss. Had they known what he would become, he wouldn't have been hired..


Analagous to State College with the role of Sandusky being filled by management and the roll of victims being filled by unpaid interns/slave wage producers


Pretty good. Boers would be the red head that saw the rape in the shower and didn't know what to do.


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On second thought, Boers would actually be Paterno.


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No WAY. Boers is Paterno, no question

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Right. Because Boers aids and abets Bernstein. I guess drink and Goff would combine to be the red head. The lowley grad assistant not sure what to do.


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