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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:25 pm

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12 new clips up, including:

- Bernstein's batting cage discussion

- Immediate reaction to the Bears' acquisition of Jay Cutler

- the call from Northside Jim that birthed the "Stop talking hockey! Talk more hockey!" meme.

and much more....

Click on my signature.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:27 pm

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I know it's virtually impossible, but what I wouldn't do for an almost comprehensive compilation of words that elicit "By Cracky."

Listening now. Thanks!

EDIT: the Clay People bit always makes me laugh.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:05 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm not only a Kid Cairo Audio Vault listener, I'm also a subscriber!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:41 am

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Thanks SomeDude.

And Northside_Dan, I have not forgotten about your request. The Friday Fung open is going up soon.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:44 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Thanks SomeDude.

And Northside_Dan, I have not forgotten about your request. The Friday Fung open is going up soon.

SomeGuy, Kid, SomeGuy.

I have to say that YouTube channel is pretty great. I go on there at least once a day and get my LOL's out. In this day and age ,with the B&B show being mired in a tar pit of poop, we have to have a place to go to remember the better times of our Radio Hero's.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:44 pm

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*Bump*

Just finished putting up 10 new clips. Click my sig. Or don't. But I really hope you do.

Peace...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:50 pm

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I'm gonna give you a hot corned beef injection Friday.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:06 pm

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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:08 pm

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Kid, please include the 80's tv themegasm from last week in your next update.

Thank you and goodnight.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:10 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Kid, please include the 80's tv themegasm from last week in your next update.

Thank you and goodnight.

That one is definitely next. I would've included it this time, but I wanted to save something good for next time.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:20 pm

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Do you have the call when Burbank Steve got verbally bitch slapped?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:35 pm

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I think there were two. "I'm not Steve in Elmhurst, I'm Elmhurst Steve!" and "I'm in Burbank right now, but I'm actually Elmhurst Steve." Both were met with "who cares??"

Thank you so much for the japalino peppers OWWWCH clip. I never heard the original.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:04 pm

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conns7901 wrote:

Do you have the call when Burbank Steve got verbally bitch slapped?

Oh yes. That'll be great.

Please find it Kid.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:54 am

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This is the best damn show ever....

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:23 am

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*Bump*

13 new segments, including:

- Bad Score Search Auditions (6/30/09)
- Bulldog Bob Fescoe (9/19/12)
- Dissing Denise Richards (5/1/09)
- Joe in Evanston Lectures Jason Goff (5/1/12)
- Pepper Jack Cheese and Special Ed Kids (5/9/12)
- The Office Microwave (12/5/11)
- The Score's Coffee-Gate Scandal (10/16/12)
- Tim Tebow and Porn (1/18/12)
- Traveling with Dan Bernstein (10/19/11)
- Women Love Dan Bernstein (7/18/12)
- Good Luck, Jason Goff (10/11/12)
- 80s TV Theme Songs (8/2/12)

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:46 am

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I just tweeted a few of you about this, but the caller to Les around 12:20...holy shit. I hope he was drunk. One of the worst things I've ever heard. Could not turn it off though.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:40 am

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I love you Mr. Kid Cairo.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:39 am

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I am really going to enjoy this today. Thanks Kid.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:43 am

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This is why I had a case of the morning wood.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:59 am

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I love the 'by cracky' after they said Joe Cocker's name.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:57 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Thank you

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:02 am

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Thanks Kid. The strip club food made my morning.

Dan: I could really go for some Shepard's Pie.
Terry: By Cracky!!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:24 am

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The baked bean talk is great.

'80s TV Theme Day is one of the best segments they've ever done.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:29 am

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Love the Joe in Evanston one.

:lol:

@ Matty putting Edward - Evanston on the screen and "Its Joe in Evanston" in the comment section.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:35 am

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"Is he doing some bad Leon Redbone impersonation?" It's actually Leon Redbone

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:59 pm

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I'm listening to Bulldog Bob for the first time. So that's the cider and donuts reference. Matt's over-the-top radio voice is good. Perhaps a little too good...

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:42 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm listening to Bulldog Bob for the first time. So that's the cider and donuts reference. Matt's over-the-top radio voice is good. Perhaps a little too good...

For as irritating as I find B&B sometimes, listening to that made me appreciate how lucky we are to not have a completely over top idiotic/pandering sports talk show.

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:44 pm

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I never noticed Dan singing along with a few of the 80s themes during that segment.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:26 am

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Twelve new clips up. Including:

- Rongey Can't Stop Laughing, Part 1
- Rongey Can't Stop Laughing, Part 2
- Ditka Endorses Sarah Palin
- Jockamo in Cicero
- Dave in Tinley Park (known on CSFMB as Drop In)
- Sweet Brown and Ammonia Girl
- Mike Singletary's Rant
- Mike Singletary Interview
- The Questec Robot
- Vintage George Ofman
- Kevin Millar & His Little Buddy Pedro
- The Two Worst Crappers Ever

Last edited by The Original Kid Cairo on Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:21 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:56 am

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