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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:32 pm

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MattInTheCrown wrote:

Haha, I have friends that have named their children Finn, Aiden, Caiden, Dylan, and a cousin who named his son Mason. gd is bringing the A-game today.

Too many 'den's out there.

Aiden, Caiden, Gaiden, Maiden, Raiden, Zaiden, Fee-Fi-Fo-Faiden

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:34 pm

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George: Now let's try "breast"... Celeste... Kest...

Jerry: No.

George: Rest... Sest... Hest...

Jerry: "Hest"? That's not a name.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:38 pm

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Hey kids we're eatin' dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumour, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Candle, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:19 pm

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I hope they settled on Camden after leafing through a list of crime-ridden post-industrial hellholes. Maybe they'll name the second kid West Baltimore.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:53 pm

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spmack wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Ive never met a normal Mike

Im sure they exist though

Not any of the Mike's on this board.

Says Brian w/ a "y" and Leon w/ an "a".

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:55 pm

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Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:32 pm

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My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

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Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:35 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

Maybe him and Camden can be buddies?

Congrats.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:39 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

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cubbiegirlshamus

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:43 pm

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I heard when you name a kid lean out your front door and pretend you're calling him or her for dinner. If it sounds stupid skip the name.

I have a friend who's dad used to be a judge in California known for giving kids a second chance when it was their first offense and non violent and helping find them programs to get into.

He has several babies named after him by young people who he inspired to get a fresh start on life.

A couple of these families have kids with exotic names for their other kids so their kids are things like Apple, Sunshine and Bob.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:32 am

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FavreFan wrote:

My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

Cormac sounds like a villian from a Star Trek episode.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:03 am

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Ok, you name nazis have finally pushed me to the other side.

Im officially FOR unique names

I can see making fun of Pilot or Apple or something really weird but some of the names being thrown out as weird here are fine.

Why are we celebrating unoriginal common names anyways?

YAY! We got another Kevin!!!

Hooray!! Another Mike or Bri(y)an!!!

Throw em on the pile with the other ones!!

Quit fearing change and the unknown you bunch of fuckin rubes

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:05 am

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Next kid will be named Finbar!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:10 am

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Douchebag wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

Cormac sounds like a villian from a Star Trek episode.

Yeah...that is a bit Matrix/Twilight Zone alien leader-ish

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:38 am

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bigfan wrote:

i'm gonna name my kid jerry lol

he will be the best Tball owner EVER! Probably get a free field from the state!!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:59 am

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Irish Boy wrote:

They could have named him Anusface Penisbreath

He would've loved Terry Boers from birth!

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Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:01 am

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

I hope they settled on Camden after leafing through a list of crime-ridden post-industrial hellholes. Maybe they'll name the second kid West Baltimore.

Don't forget Gary and Estel.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:20 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

As someone who has one of the most boring names ever, I tend to agree with this. But Cormac is not a good unique name.

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Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:01 am

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FavreFan wrote:

My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

Cormac McCarthy is one of the most important American writers of the past 50 years.

Edit: Whoops, missed Peeps' post.

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Mr. Hernandez

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:07 am

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Douchebag wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

My sister just had a boy and his name is Cormac. I strongly protested. Didn't work. I've never seen anyone ever have that name. I already told her I'm calling him mac and nothing else.

Cormac sounds like a villian from a Star Trek episode.

To me Cormac sounds like a corned beef/mac n cheese dish

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Jay's a Baby Daddy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:09 am

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My mom's cousin named her son Killian Aiden. The dad must be really Irish, huh.

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:23 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

bigfan wrote:

i'm gonna name my kid jerry lol

he will be the best Tball owner EVER! Probably get a free field from the state!!

This didn't get the credit it deserved.

Well done, Francis :lol:

Curious Hair wrote:

My mom's cousin named her son Killian

I'm guessing she was watching The Running Man and felt it necessary to give a Richard Dawson tribute.

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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:35 pm

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Camden Cutler will be the next Bears great QB since the Bears are unable to draft a QB, or develop one.

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