.290 and dropping...who is the next savior?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Whizzo? He was one scary clown.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

...probably swimming on a raft somewhere off the South Florida coast as we speak.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

9 homeruns in 40 games

How many of those were in Venezuela?

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with the pace slowing down markedly

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Is he better than Konerko too?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, as I told you at the time I didnt expect him to keep up the torrid pace he was on


His August has been bad so far 255/.302/.558 . Nearly as bad as Adam Dunn's hilarious stat line: .205/.135/.340

Right now? Well he knows what year it is....so Ill say yes

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I rizzed in my pants

4 hit game tonight for The Rizz-O-Meter.

Keep trollin, Good Dolphin.

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Are Jackson and Vitters combined hitting Rizzo's weight?

No Jizz=O=Meter parody thread? Maybe that's what the porn thread should be called.

We need to get rid of this Rizzo guy, need more guys like Beckham...ya know his defense is AMAZING....I mean Incredible!

Ya now who has 1 error and leads all 2B in fielding? Darwin Barney...

And 4 other 2B have better fielding stats than Beckham...who already has been given a Golden Glove award for this year?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

and then picking up again just like that (snap)

There you go. At least the Cubs are better than the Astros.

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Journey of a 1000 miles starts with beating the Astros

good dolphin owning Cubbie Nation in every thread may need to be called off. He's just running up the score now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I said it last year ..Barney is a better baseball player than Gordon Beckham.

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Even in Cubs Sox arguments, Boilermaker Rick has the White Sox tinted glasses superglued to his face


This thread was a clear loss for dolphin. He was hoping to ride a Rizzo downward spiral and was immediately thrown for a huge loss with the 4 for 5.


He'll probably quit the board over this

Cub fans: Will you be disappointed if Rizzo has the same career as Tino Martinez?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Now JORR comes in as the message board victory cigar.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ill be ok if he wins 4 World Series

Not really disappointed...Tino had a nice career..but I think Rizzo can be better.

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The pressure of the pennant race is getting to you



This is a clear loss. Only one other poster here Ive seen that will clearly lose and claim he won....

This is like another meaningless Soriano home run when the Cubs are down 8 runs.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Let me explain to you who Darwin Barney really is. He's a guy who isn't going to be good enough for Theo or Cub fans who have been spoiled by the Cubs' great history of second basemen like Beckert, Sandberg and Bobby Hill. He's just not good enough to be a Cub. So you can expect him to be playing second- or maybe short- for a Cardinals champion about four or five years from now.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

No pressure for me. I don't care if the White Sox make the playoffs ever again.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

At least were coming to the point in the year where Rick can post about a sport he actually follows and knows a little about.

This trolling in place of actual posting wears thin in its 4th month