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Terry's Peeps
 Post subject: 8/14: Oh Septimo...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:01 am 
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Oh Septimo, opponents love to watch you throw
They like to hit against Septimo
They like to hit it real hard
They like to drive it out deep
Rollin' like thunder, sent deep into the crowd
Every slumpbuster gonna want a piece of them, yeah

They stare into the mirror
They like the things they see

Oh Septimo, opponents love to watch you throw
They will crush your every slurve, I'm telling you so

They see the fear in your eyes
They see there's something in their flies, flies, flies,
oh deep, deep, flies

They like to hit against Septimo
They like to hit it real hard
They like to drive it out deep
Rollin' like thunder, sent deep into the crowd
Every slumpbuster's gonna want a piece of them, yeah

They stare into the mirror
They like the things I see

Oh Septimo, opponents love to watch you throw
They will crush your every slurve, I'm telling you so

They see the fear in your eyes
They see there's something in their flies, flies, flies,
oh deep, deep flies

That was "Oh Septimo" by Tributosaurus.

On today's show:

-Sox lose and no one cares
-Cubs win and no one cares
-Mike Tice sounds like an idiot and no one cares
-More Penn State stuff and EVERYONE CARES.
-Maybe some gayest cased meat talk as well.

Listen and enjoy. That's not a request.

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Over under on number of times #HippaLaws are referenced is officially set at 2.5.
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Weird thing to say, "Maybe some gayest cased meat talk as well."

Hahaha

CHOMP!

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This would make a good avatar.



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Leyton Septimo...Oh brother! I don't know what was worse...The White Sox bullpen imploding or the Sox striking out 16 times last night in Toronto. Amazingly, it wasn't #32 Adam Dunn, Houston, TX. He didn't strike out once!
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SHARK watch out for the meat casing.

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denisdman wrote:
SHARK watch out for the meat casing.

?????
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SHARK wrote:
denisdman wrote:
SHARK watch out for the meat casing.

?????


I knew that was coming from you. Apparently you didn't read TP's little jingle that started off this thread. He claimed there would be chatter about "gayest cased meat". Look out, it's coming for you.

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 Post subject: Re: 8/14: Oh Septimo...
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Oh Septimo, opponents love to watch you throw
They like to hit against Septimo
They like to hit it real hard
They like to drive it out deep
Rollin' like thunder, sent deep into the crowd
Every slumpbuster gonna want a piece of them, yeah

They stare into the mirror
They like the things they see

Oh Septimo, opponents love to watch you throw
They will crush your every slurve, I'm telling you so

They see the fear in your eyes
They see there's something in their flies, flies, flies,
oh deep, deep, flies

They like to hit against Septimo
They like to hit it real hard
They like to drive it out deep
Rollin' like thunder, sent deep into the crowd
Every slumpbuster's gonna want a piece of them, yeah

They stare into the mirror
They like the things I see

Oh Septimo, opponents love to watch you throw
They will crush your every slurve, I'm telling you so

They see the fear in your eyes
They see there's something in their flies, flies, flies,
oh deep, deep flies

That was "Oh Septimo" by Tributosaurus.

On today's show:

-Sox lose and no one cares
-Cubs win and no one cares
-Mike Tice sounds like an idiot and no one cares
-More Penn State stuff and EVERYONE CARES.
-Maybe some gayest cased meat talk as well.

Listen and enjoy. That's not a request.

If they suck, it's your fault for listening.
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SHARK
 Post subject: Re: 8/14: Oh Septimo...
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Consider yourselves warned NOW. Boers will be off Friday when the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour" heads to Kenwood Liquors in Oak Lawn. Bernsy & Laurence Holmes will be broadcasting live between 1-6P with Cubs' tickets to give away. THIS FRIDAY!

As for today...All they have planned is a "Chicago Football Report", likely in the 4P hour with RED ALERT! RED ALERT! from Bourbonnais.

The guys are done at 5:30P for the "Horseshoe Casino/White Sox Radio Network Pregame" with Chris Rongey at the SCORE Studios downtown. First pitch for White Sox/Blue Jays in Toronto at 6:07P. Connor McKnight hosts the latenight SCORE after Rongey's "Xfinity Postgame" until Midnight.


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SHARK at least one of us needs serious medication. In my case, it's for reading your posts.

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 Post subject: Re: 8/14: Oh Septimo...
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SHARK wrote:
If they suck, it's your fault for listening.

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Well, SHARK speaks the truth.
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denisdman wrote:
SHARK at least one of us needs serious medication. In my case, it's for reading your posts.

:D

Denis, I can get you help if you need it. All you have to do is reach out.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
denisdman wrote:
SHARK at least one of us needs serious medication. In my case, it's for reading your posts.

:D

Denis, I can get you help if you need it. All you have to do is reach out.


This scares me. Would a meat casing be involved in such help?

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:lol: How much time and/or money do you have?

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denisdman wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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SHARK at least one of us needs serious medication. In my case, it's for reading your posts.

:D

Denis, I can get you help if you need it. All you have to do is reach out.


This scares me. Would a meat casing be involved in such help?


In a manner of speaking....

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Bernsy thinks the Angels' Mike Trout is a "lock" for AL MVP, while Boers says no. Boers says Trout's Angels have to make the AL Playoffs. Interesting...
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
:lol: How much time and/or money do you have?


Plenty of money but no time for sausage swingers.

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Can we quit with Shark and start bashing Bernsie again?

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Can we quit with Shark and start bashing Bernsie again?

I don't see any reason why not...
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SHARK wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Can we quit with Shark and start bashing Bernsie again?

I don't see any reason why not...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I am glad for one that we spent 20 minutes listening to Bernsie talk about a WASHINGTON NATIONALS PITCHER when we have our own team with issues. All the while with Terry doing his best Joe Orr impression.

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I am glad for one that we spent 20 minutes listening to Bernsie talk about a WASHINGTON NATIONALS PITCHER when we have our own team with issues. All the while with Terry doing his best Joe Orr impression.

Truth be told, the Nationals' Stephen Strasburg & the White Sox' Chris Sale are in the same boat. I think the Sox might also have to shut down Sale at some point, even though they are in the meat of the MLB Pennant Race, just like the Nats.
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Terry's Guy should have reminded him earlier that Vogelbach was drafted before Rizzo was with the organization.

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You won't believe who has taken BP with the Blue Jays today before their game vs. the White Sox. Here's a hint...

"WINNING!"

https://twitter.com/DanHayesCSN/status/ ... 12/photo/1

Courtesy of CSNChicago.com's Dan Hayes' Twitter.
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