I know. I twisted your post to make my point.

The kid hits another one right on the button.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I may have to go Degen Dave on someone! Meet me at the Adams St bridge. I want a aqua man style fight in the Chicago River.

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That Bethel School of International Ministery is getting a hell of a lot of air time. A few more mentions and I soon they will be #trending.

Bernsy's little spiel on the Sox is pretty confusing. Yesterday a bunch of balls were hit hard but right to the defender so the Sox are lucky. But if the same happens for the Cubs it's "skill" because genius Theo with his computer models are telling defenders where to stand.

Castro getting his gay on today. He is answering the call.

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It's the narrative, Kirkwood....all about the narrative.

Theo and his SuperComputron5000 will get the Cubs a World Series in exactly 5 years.

BernSTINE needs to always link Saint Theo to some higher level of baseball thinking, a level of thinking that BernSTINE will twist and contort to fit his own so he can tell us that he is as smart as Theo. Balls being hit directly at White Sox defense-men means the Sox were lucky because Kenny doesn't think on Danny and Saint Theo's level of baseball super computer intelligence. Only when a sniff of defensive placement comes out of Theo's Citadel in Wrigley does BernSTINE start his skwaking.

There was yet another round of old Cub management fired today.
I wonder if Terry had one of the ICB grads pull out the yarn and push pins to determine if it's still actually possible that his "guy" could still exist.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

For all you supervisor types out there that is not the proper way to can someone.

Castro must have gotten home from the bars at a decent time this morning, he is having a hell of a day.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Switched things up last night. Just had the hooker blow him. Was able to fall asleep.

Could have had one of Gracey slump busters too.

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That Philbin thing is awful. That's the easiest firing of all time. The guy was arrested and nationally ridiculed.

Just hold up a newspaper and say, "Sorry. We can't have this. Good luck."

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You know me like that.

Well, of course not. He's not Jewish.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If that's not bad enough, Chad Johnson lost an endorsement deal today, says ESPN/ABC's Darren Rovell.

It'd be ironic if it was a condom endorsement.

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You know me like that.

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Team Cutler.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I enjoyed Hard Knocks last night. It remains a solid show.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Dan's joy over Paterno's tears was reminiscent of Cartman v Scott Tenorman.

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-- source

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Yesssssssss Yessssssssss the tears of unfathomable sadness

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Team Cutler.

List of things that Bernstein thinks sucks, but doesn't suck.

Steve Goodman
Verners Ginger Ale
...need to keep a piece of paper next to computer to jot em all down.

college sports
state of PA
predicting the number of wins a team will have
hockey talk
Cubs traditions
kids playing football

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can't forget white basketball players.

Has the marble mouthed Ed Sherman finally been replaced for the Comcast business of sports report?

It sounds like it to me. They hired Danny Acker from Crain's Chicago Business to replace Ed Sherman.

He's kinda right about Vernor's. It's so rooty that it makes Canada Dry seem like Canada Soaked.

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beni listens so you don't have to...

Good news. Tomorrow is final practice in Bourbannaisss. This update thing is almost over. Bad news per ZZ: Once at Halas hall all practices closed. Thusly, no ability to watch progress of #54.

Berns and ZZ on same page. Sometimes knees don't respond to treatment. Who knows what the hell is going to happen.
Berns: People need to shut up with the "54 is a great healer" talk.
ZZ talks hockey. Most of us don't understand hockey. You may say you do, but you don't
Every time 54 goes out, Bears have been bad. ZZ believes they are better prepared this year than in years past. The offense is better etc etc.

Nuggets/Tidbits: nada

Man ZZ can talk. Nothing he said was new but he sure spoke a bunch of words. Should have gotten the shotgun out. Speaking of, I like how Mac/Spiegs show just gets a 30 taped ZZ report now. That works better than what I just heard. I wonder if that was Mac's or ZZ's idea. Hmmm

I must say I enjoy a good Vernor's ginger ale. I'll have to compare the two at some point.