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spmack

Post subject: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:59 am

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Fellas, if your lady is starting to feel looser than a hot dog being thrown down a hallway, tell her to start soaking with vinegar.

So I've heard.

Personally, I've dated chicks pre-kid and post-kid, and it tightened back up.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:00 am

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zoiks...

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Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:00 am

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Declawed...

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:01 am

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crosscheck wrote:

Declawed...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:05 am

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schnikes....

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:25 am

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It's never too late...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:28 am

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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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spmack wrote:

Personally, I've dated chicks pre-kid and post-kid, and it tightened back up.

You're just begging for people to take this the wrong way.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:30 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

Personally, I've dated chicks pre-kid and post-kid, and it tightened back up.

You're just begging for people to take this the wrong way.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:31 am

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Makaveli

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:38 am

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pizza_Place: Giordano's

I think you can just ask her to stop sleeping with the guy who has a bigger penis than you do.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:41 am

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Makaveli wrote:

I think you can just ask her to stop sleeping with the guy who has a bigger penis than you do.

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:37 pm

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Location: Crown Point, Indiana (obviously)

Makaveli wrote:

I think you can just ask her to stop sleeping with the guy who has a bigger penis than you do.

Pssh. Good luck finding that guy.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:26 pm

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Who cares about tightening up. There are at least another two inputs.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:27 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Who cares about tightening up. There are at least another two inputs.

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Houston Homer

Post subject: Re: Used Pussy Advice

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:42 pm

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One of the things I appreciate about this board the most is the free insight into the male brain. Sometimes it's an enlightening view, sometimes it's a run away as fast as you can view...but it's appreciated all the same.

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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:28 pm

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