Not relaxed enough.

We missed you, Holmes.

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Were I any more relaxed, I'd lose the contents of my bowels... oh... nevermind...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

No. No it's not.

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Team Cutler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dJfWvCYFio Cracks me up everytime.

Danny does it himself when he uses his meathead voice to impersonate a caller who disagrees with him.

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No, but the station needs some sort of shakeup. My vote has always been for a Mac/Bernstein pairing in the afternoon. Barring that, it would be nice if the higher-ups would make some effort to slow the Score's transformation from The Voice Of The Fan to The Voice Of People Much Smarter Than The Fan Telling The Fan How Stupid He Is.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Everything is better without Bernstein!

This board is better with Bernsie because yall get so upset. As for the programming, yeah it sucks with him around.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

while Boers certainly is not a Dan clone, the influence is readily apparent as he is a different broadcaster than he was with Mc Neil

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Not going to happen as long as Mitch is head cheerleader for Bernstein and Leery's brand of radio.

You have to wonder if that "I'm going to block all the texters" thing was just radio theater, by the way. One would have to imagine that a program director who heard that his host was blocking numbers left and right from the sponsored texting service would be like "hey, don't discourage people from texting, the advertisers might not like it," right? He probably just said "GUYS, that bit was AWESOME!!!! It reminds me of when we did confrontational radio at the Loop!!!!"

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I thought he does it to imply that the caller/emailer is likely anti-semitic.

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You know me like that.

I think he assumes anyone of lesser intelligence than he is anti-semitic.

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yes on Dr. Ken's thought.

And Kirkwood, that is not quite what I had in mind when I was picturing the wrongs of Dan solo. He's gotta have someone to interrupt him when he's going too far into tangents. He needs somebody who's comfortable in his own skin (not Goff, at least at times) someone who's not too angry like him (Matty). Terry plays perfectly with him. People won't truly appreciate Terry until he's gone and they realize that Dan doesn't work well with anyone else or solo.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Garry Meier + Elton Jim + Tom Skilling > Dan BERNstine + Terry Boers + Jason Goff

Bernstein-Jock sniffing pseudo-intellect that knows a lot of trivial things, but nothing more. Pseudo-doctor as well.
Boers-Dried up old hack with no intelligible thoughts and a bunch of made up "guys"
Goff-Bernstein ass-kisser playing the tough guy role, but not doing it well

Nevertheless, I will be listening during Bears season because Garry Meier knows nothing about sports.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

wait...so are you County Bumkin or Zan?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

But listening to him try and talk about sports is a guilty pleasure of mine going back to his years with Dahl. Listening to Garry try and talk hockey from the United Center during the Hawks Stosh Cup finals was the ultimate in fun bad.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

I refuse to believe that you really believe this. You're too smart.

Bernstein clone ratings on a scale of 1-10

Goff: 6
Laurence: 5
Rongey: 5
Joe O. : 5
Spiegal: 2

Fixed

*DN/DC means Don't Know/Don't Care.

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Leery's not gonna like this. And you don't want to make Leery angry. You wouldn't like Leery when he's angry.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Yeah, Rosen seems like a gutless boob. He must get some fun calls from advertisers though. Do they still call it the Northwestern Wildcats Text Screen during segments where they imply that college sports are a breeding ground for pederasts?

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

That is relatively new...The Northwestern Football Text Screen. There's also the Xfinity Feedback Zone and the Chicago Wolves Update Studio. That's a mouthful trying to say that...

I just don't see it man.

Dan Bernstein didn't invent being argumentative with callers. Hell, Finfer has argued with callers too.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Did you see the thing about the Minnesota State coach? It's adding up.

Since Rod Zimmerman has made it his hobby to meddle in the operations of the Score, it probably makes sense for Mitch to just maintain the status quo and stay out of the way. Dan wants to wing it every day and fall back on Penn State or how George Karl could change your life at a bar after a game? Hey, that's swell! Just running an efficient machine here.

Though maybe this is a chicken/egg dilemma: is the head of the station cluster the one in charge because the inmates run the asylum, or do the inmates run the asylum because the head of the station cluster is the one in charge? deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Its much worse.