Armstrong died? Damn. That's a tough week.

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Pretty sure it's not the first time he's gargled something thick and gritty.

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Spmack, he made a lot of $$$$ on those yellow bands for Livestrong.

So? He made that money by cheating at his sport.

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Lance Armstrong had testicular cancer, long before last night's developments.

The fuck does having cancer have to do with Curious Hair's response??????????????????

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Then you are a dumbass.

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yeah, he probably did....but thats not supposed to happen in a charity

Lance Armstrong was one of the best businessmen ever in the charity realm.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Well, this dumbass says it's unfortunate what happened to Lance Armstrong. My issue is more of a legal one than anything else. If Lance 500 passed drug tests over the years weren't good enough, what were?

Hey! Keep my brother, his wife & their baby daughter out of this! They've got ZERO to do with what happened to Lance Armstrong! Stop yourselves!

Keeping Score is the board's expert on "legal matters".

Hi KS

I see the warden is giving you internet rights again. I guess I need to make a phone call.

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Better enjoy this thread now before it get's pruned.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You know, I practically live in Wisconsin now. Lucky for me, it's still not Wisconsin, but at least it's not Arkansas.

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Uh, don't tell Laurence...He might play that soundbite from "Family Guy" where we hear "Oh! Cramp!"

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And now for something completely different...

Speaking of Angsty SHARKS, I saw the shark thriller Dark Tide last night. It was a netflix pick as the lady friend is a Bigfan of Halle Berry. That may have been the worst movie I have ever seen.

Bad acting
Bad soundtrack
Incredibly Bad script
Almost zero neked Halle

couple a cook SHARK shots, but that was it. 0 out of

He plays that soundbite whenever Wisconsin is mentioned.

It's "Oh crap."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyWyzuw2uA4

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Oh CRAMP!

Thanks for the clarification.

Yeah, I was wondering who sponsors his phlegm's appearance.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

This just in...While Boers & Holmes are talking about the Bears/Giants' preseason game now, the team of "Baldy McGrindy", a.k.a. Brendan McCaffrey, along with Nick Shepkowski follow Rongey's "Xfinity Postgame" for Mariners/White Sox this eve to discuss the Bears' third preseason game late night tonight.

Yup. His name is Bob Sand.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Oh, good. White Sox attendance talk.

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Yes. He had cancer. Then he had a dynasty of cycling championships. He had them because he cheated. If he had not won all those championships, no one would care enough about him to buy his marked-up silicone in vast quantities. Therefore, the whole "Livestrong" mystique is predicated on a great big lie. And that's shitty. And the worst part is the likelihood that since it was his testicles, after all, that went bad on him, and most performance-enhancing drugs involve hormones, it was the cheating at cycling that gave him cancer in the first place.

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"Whyyyy won't people go to Sox games? Jim in Orland Park, you're on the Score."
"The tickets are too expensive."
"NO THEY'RE NOT TOO EXPENSIVE AND IF THEY ARE THEN WE-I-MEAN-THEY DON'T WANT YOU THERE ANYWAY. Next caller. Bob in New Lenox, you're on the Score."
"I don't go to the games because my kids get antsy."
"THEY BUILT A FUN-DAMENTALS DECK SO YOU CAN PAY TO TAKE YOUR KIDS TO A PLAYGROUND INSTEAD OF TO A BALLGAME. MORON. Joe from Michigan City is on the Score."
"I don't go to more games because I resent being yelled at every year for not going to enough games."
"THEN YOU'RE A BAD FAN. YOU'RE A BAD BAD FAN. BAD FAN. Bro in Schaumburg is on the Score, hey, Bro."
"Yeah, I went to the Cubs game today and I--"
"THERE IS NO REASON EVER TO GO TO A CUBS GAME IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS"

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How many games has Teary attended this year? My count is at two, and I'm not even a Sox fan.

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