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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:51 pm 
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Jessica Alba tops the most delicious list

Absolutely.

Erykah Badu = raw sewage

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interesting a thread about missing Darkside has turned into a discussion on pussy odors


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Erykah Badu = raw sewage


He's sorry, Miz Jackson.

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interesting a thread about missing Darkside has turned into a discussion on pussy odors

And OKC's search for new internet friends turned into a discussion on GILF's. The Penn State scandal is effecting everyone.

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Macy Gray smells like burned corpses

Pamela Anderson was probably top notch in her heyday.

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Carrie Underwood may be the freshest woman on earth.

Elizabeth Banks: I'd like to say she's fresh, but I have concerns (willing to find out though).

Cameron Diaz = Port O' Potty on a 90-degree day.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Erykah Badu = raw sewage


He's sorry, Miz Jackson.

:lol:


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Erykah Badu = raw sewage


He's sorry, Miz Jackson.

:lol:


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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Carrie Underwood may be the freshest woman on earth.

Elizabeth Banks: I'd like to say she's fresh, but I have concerns (willing to find out though).

Cameron Diaz = Port O' Potty on a 90-degree day.

Same principle with Diaz as Richards



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Becky from Full House = Fresh like a daisy


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I've got a feeling that Stacy Dash's gash would be foul. She's too pretty to have to worry about how she smells.

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I've got a feeling that Stacy Dash's gash would be foul. She's too pretty to have to worry about how she smells.


I kind of had that same thought with Megan Fox.

No way in hell either lady has any issues.

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I bet Anita Baker keeps it fresh

she seems really classy


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I bet Anita Baker keeps it fresh

she seems really classy


:lol:

It's the shoulder pads that just scream class...

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Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.


i think Rachel Ray is probably fine.


Let me confirm, that shit is on point. RR got the proper flavor profile. Holy Stromboli! Now Giada is a little different. She's got the sweet, the salty, and just the right hint of fishiness. That clam is money!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: That's great multing.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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I bet Anita Baker keeps it fresh

she seems really classy


:lol:

It's the shoulder pads that just scream class...


Reminds me of last night's comments by MJeff after 'The Shot' that he was listening to one of her songs for inspiration .... thought I'd piss myself laughing ...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:30 pm 
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How bout Juanita?

She always seemed like this classy motherly type, but something tells me there was an inner-freak that we didn't get to see.

After consideration, I'll say....fresh.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:18 pm 
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Lady Gaga, Ann Coulter or Chaz Bono?


And how the hell does Chaz just happen to find a penis to attach to hisorher self?

Coulter by a fathead.

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Do you men know what Betty White's pussy smells like?










Depends.

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I always thought the freshest pussy ever had to belong to Summer Sanders. I would have hit it then and I would hit it now. Repeatedly.


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I remember reading that she was about as easy as it gets. I doubt that would translate to a pleasant smell down there.

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Freshest?

Reese Witherspoon

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Freshest?

Reese Witherspoon


Cabbagy. Not raw, "cole slaw"-style. The hot, boiled "corned-beef-and-" kind.

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Freshest?

Reese Witherspoon

For some odd reason I think Olivia Wilde probably keeps everything fresh as a daisy

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Freshest?

Reese Witherspoon

For some odd reason I think Olivia Wilde probably keeps everything fresh as a daisy

Nope. Lower Michigan Ave on a hot day after the potholes are filled in.

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Reese Witherspoon

For some odd reason I think Olivia Wilde probably keeps everything fresh as a daisy

Nope. Lower Michigan Ave on a hot day after the potholes are filled in.

You know just what I like

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I don't miss him nearly as much as Ajent.

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I don't miss him nearly as much as Ajent.


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