His avatar makes me laugh big time. I used to have the Rozner one with a cross out in Gloop's honor.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

SHARK, so you'd be ok if Bernsie told stories that must be told all day long with no one to check his chatter? That sounds like a good show to you?

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When The SCORE aired "The Dan Patrick Show" a while back, Bernsy actually guest hosted and did a good job.

My ears are burning...

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Especially if you think about the times Mac has responded to him.

Mac sitting there responding to a guy with an avatar of Mac's face GHOSTBUSTERED out is hilarious

A lot of you guys are Metra (or South Shore) riders....is the Seat Nazi-ing that bad?

I took the Metra last week, but that was from Oak Park to Wheaton, so there were plenty of seats available.

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I always have a seat on the South Shore. Also I always get fat people sitting next to me, and I am already fat. Go sit next to some skinny person.... fucking jerks.

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What's the seat-Nazi thing?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

you will never be average in my book

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yeah good point. I always found that funny. I also googled that name one time, and it appears to be some eastern european slang. I can't say what language it was.

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Hank I keep forgetting you take the SouthShore. I'm sure you and I have unknowingly locked eyes on each other. I've felt your presence. I didn't know for sure that it was you, but I felt you there...on that train...with me.



Okay...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Rozcrest is telling the story about some DB's asking him to move yesterday because that's "their" seat every day.

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Oh, man. I've never seen anything like that happen. I'd be pissed if somebody came to me with that nonsense.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It's the same way on Metra....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I would politely tell them to lick my sweaty ass crack.

Unless they were a huge dude who could kick my ass or a very hot chick and then I would at least 'accidently' bump my crotch into her as I left. Nothing is free in my world.

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In my case it was knowingly.

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The seat nazi thing is absolutely true.

But its not just seats. They are protective over the place they stand to wait for the train.

I enjoy stepping in front of them right as the train is slowing, they look at me as if I just slaughtered their family.

See, it's lines like these that put you closer to a Telegram Sam .400 post average.

SHARK thinking that everyone was talking about Ryan Seacrest this whole time is proving to be one of the funniest things I've seen here in a long time...

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This is my signature...

And that it got so stuck in his head that he imagined they sound alike. The power of suggestion is a powerful thing.

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flaherty.

If you gave DeWayne a full season as a starter, you would not feel this way.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

When in Rome...

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Joe Flaherty?

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

????

I've dealt with those idiots from time to time on trips downtown. When I've ever been asked to move since it's "their" seats, I do the "look over both shoulder to see who they are talking to" then back at them and then go, "Oh, you meant me. Uh....no." and go back to reading/working on my phone. I personally love it when they are tempted to say something to me in reply, then think better of it and move along.

It's a freakin' train seat people. Not a party bus. Grab another one.

If I didn't have somewhere to be tonight, I would go down to the station and ride with Rozner just to piss off that group. Public means public; any seat for any person.

What kind of dillweed needs his own seat on the Metra? You get on and find a seat. What, you need to be in the eighth row, window seat, so you can get just the right green-tinted view of Morton Grove? Jesus Christ.

Holy crap, Bernstein dropped a Frank Zappa reference in his column! Never took him for a FZ fan. Probably isn't; probably just googled "lyrics + can't happen" and found it. Still, though! Warmed my heart.

Good show today, but the Seacrest/Rozner thing here was even funnier than anything over the air.

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Too bad Mitch doesn't realize that Berns is better without Boers.
Berns & Roz in the morning would be great.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

So a guy calls in with his little story about rat hockey, a call that Matt screens, then Lil Danny gives him the attitude, whats the purpose of your call? well Dan, your fucking producer screened it and put him through so if you have a problem with it maybe you need to talk to him about it instead of taking it out on the caller. Fucking asswipe dickhead.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Did he do the bit where he says "STOP TALKING HOCKEY!" and then immediately says "TALK MORE HOCKEY!"? That one never gets old.

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