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 Post subject: Re: Facebook
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:19 am 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I was so good, one of my ex-girlfriends dated three guys after me, at the same time. So I assume it takes three guys to reach my quality level.


Or she's like a lot of girls who leave a "good guy" for a guy with a better car or that is more thrillng (a drug dealer) and wind up knocked up and broke a couple of years later while the good guy finds a good girl to marry.

My good guy brother had a girl dump him for a guy with a sports car and money coming out of his butt. Well the sports car and money were from drugs. Got pregnant by him and he dumped her.

My brother wound up meeting the love of his life and this girl still comes around and admits she did dumb.


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 Post subject: Re: Facebook
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:22 am 
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My favorite is the questins about you thing with facebook if you have a place or a sports team as a "friend' it will ask you those questions.

I got one "Do you think Chicago Cubs picks his/her nose"

Do you think Panera Bread has a big butt?


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 Post subject: Re: Facebook
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:32 am 
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And look at what time she posted that shit too.

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 Post subject: Re: Facebook
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:52 am 
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
[money coming out of his butt..


I usually use a sock or my underwear in an emergency situation. This guy certainly had a novel approach.

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 Post subject: Re: Facebook
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:57 am 
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Had this happen 3 years ago. Understand what you're FEALZING.


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