You know what, I'm expending too many keystrokes on how bad Laurence Holmes is at doing an afternoon-drive radio show. I need to come up with a system called Leery-by-Numbers, where I just post a number that corresponds to whichever bad schtick he's doing. So instead of writing in complete sentences with subjects and predicates, I would just post numbers, like

1: something creepy about a woman who would "get it"
2: something about his mom
3: Dan is so right
4: something about his longevity at the Score
5: something about people who don't have his longevity at the Score
6: Harold's Chicken Shack
7: a lot to do with race
8: Bears name-dropping

aaaand so on down the line.

There should be a drinking game involving Laurence Holmes. That would include every time Holmes screams at the top of his lungs to say "LET'S GO!" prior to hearing Bears' LB Lance Briggs ask "What's up Holmes?" before the theme plays for his evening show, hearing him mention producers Joe Ostrowski, Herb Lawrence & Chris Tannehill, along with update anchor Connor McKnight as "a full fledged 'A Team'" before hearing Mike Post's classic '80s action series theme song & whenever Holmes asks a caller "What's your thoughts on the __________?"

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

SHARK, let's compile all of these and then for your thread tomorrow you can make the card for us to play Leery Bingo. Winner gets a gift certificate at the Hearold's on Wabash.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Did Dan call her a stupid bitch and then dump himself? or did he just stop himself abruptly?

He said stupid bitch on the stream. It was dumped on the air?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

He said stupid bitch on the stream. It was dumped on the air?

There should be a drinking game involving Laurence Holmes. That would include every time Holmes screams at the top of his lungs to say "LET'S GO!" prior to hearing Bears' LB Lance Briggs ask "What's up Holmes?" before the theme plays for his evening show, hearing him mention producers Joe Ostrowski, Herb Lawrence & Chris Tannehill, along with update anchor Connor McKnight as "a full fledged 'A Team'" before hearing Mike Post's classic '80s action series theme song & whenever Holmes asks a caller "What's your thoughts on the __________?"

SHARK, let's compile all of these and then for your thread tomorrow you can make the card for us to play Leery Bingo. Winner gets a gift certificate at the Hearold's on Wabash.

That's a very specific drinking game.

IMHO saying hello to Dick Jauron in Cleveland is neither a nugget nor a tidbit.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Probably a smart idea to dump that.


Ask daaaamaaaaneeeeel....

Well, did it or did it not happen? I was kind of half listening. If it did, we have our answer. Goff is gonna go at Mac harder than ever. Makes sense. Goff is proud and stubborn. Nobody is gonna stop him as long as he has Bernstein's show.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I thought I caught that. Did they try to dump that cuz it seems that it was chopped in half. Larry and Goff were saying that whites that say "race card" are racist and Goff said "Da Ma Na", right?

If "DaaaaMaaaaNeeeeeaaaaal" got dumped, well, that means the war between the shows is under way.

Brace yourselves, gentleman.