You jackass, Alexei.

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Flowers gets the signs from the dugout. Quintana pitched like he was a ballerina out there tonite. He was behind 1-0, 2-1 almost every goddam count.

At least the Twins pitching sucks so if Axelrod can get them thru the 6th or 7th holding them to only 1 more run, the Sox will have chances to come back and put 7 or 8 runs on the board.

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He wasn't behind Doumit. He wasn't behind the next dope. He got behind by wasting pitches once he was ahead. I'm not excusing Quintana. If you're going to nibble it has to be close enough so that the guy might swing at it. The only time Flowers should be catching from here on out is a day game after a night game or if AJ is hurt.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Looks like his day in the sunshine has long since passed.

The only out Quintana got this inning was Doumit.

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The defense didn't help him out at all but it would be nice to say he had an off night.

The Twins still have to get 24 outs. This game is LONG from over.

Quintana and Peavy have been figured out and just cannot adapt. Quintana will be in the bullpen soon.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

These motherfucking assholes need to start fucking hitting...Detroit is fucking losing!

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Good lord Hawk fucking say something. Nobody killed your fucking dog. They're just losing a baseball game. If he's so emotionally vested in the team that it prevents him from doing his job it's probably time to hang em up and take a job as a 'consultant'.

Alright, pickup that runner at 2nd base. That is a big run out there at this point in the game.

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Are you having difficulty seeing what's happening? It's not radio. He isn't required to chatter incessantly. There's not much to say when a team this shitty is pasting you. I guess he could talk about Buffalo Tom and the Foo Fighters like Len and Bob do. Would that make you feel better?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'd rather him try the 'Who's on First' bit again. I thought that was hilarious

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I don't understand why they tried to eek out another inning from Axelrod. The Twins went lefty, switch hitter who is MUCH better from the left side, lefty. You have a bullpen full of arms. USE THEM! Fuck.

This is fucking bad.

Well at least the Tigers lost.

Garbage from top to bottom. Tigers should be alone in first. This team hasn't been able to hit consistently for the last five years.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

What did the Twins beat them by a couple years ago? 19-1? They're on their way to hangin a 20 spot on them tonight.

Add 3 more.

Bad.

Just saw the score crawl and boy am I glad I didn't watch this crap. What the fuck?

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Why should the Tigers be alone in first? They're just as flawed as the Sox.

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The Tigers' kryptonite is the Indians but the Tigers have better hitting and pitching. Sox pitching has been dogshit for the last month and even the aces are being pummeled. If the Sox don't win this series they will get straight up killed by the Royals.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

Hawk's had a rough night so Stoney had to do the play by play that inning. Yes I'm still watching this game......

Stoney did play by play that inning too. I guess Hawk had to go bury his dead dog that those big mean Twins killed.

18-8.

Is Hawk alive yet?

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Wait, did Hawk decide he didn't want to broadcast anymore because of the score?

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DeWayne Wise pitching.

Fun bad is here.

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RIP Hawk

DeWayne can do it all.

It's too bad the Ranger wasn't in the house. He could have done play by play these last few innings with Stone.

Hawk seriously left 4 innings ago.

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