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Take this,Mini-Ditka!

If you were trapped on a desert island with any women BUT she has to be over 40 years old,who would it be?

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Chus she would also work as a flotation device.

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Over 40. Fuck that. Just give me Janet Reno so I'll never be horny. It's better than having hate someone for aging before my eyes.

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she must be fucking hot! I'll take her too! :lol:

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just curious. are we provided with contraceptives? the last thing you want is to be stuck on a desert island with a pregnant woman. then the kid comes. you have nowhere to hide.

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Hatchetman wrote:
just curious. are we provided with contraceptives? the last thing you want is to be stuck on a desert island with a pregnant woman. then the kid comes. you have nowhere to hide.

If she is over 40, this probably won't be too much of a problem.

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Hatchetman wrote:
just curious. are we provided with contraceptives? the last thing you want is to be stuck on a desert island with a pregnant woman. then the kid comes. you have nowhere to hide.
So pull out. If I'm stranded on an island, the last thing you want to run out of food and water.

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Tough call between Kate Beckinsale and that chick from Modern Family.

Probably go with Kate, much better accent. At some point you have to stop having sex and talk to one another.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Tough call between Kate Beckinsale and that chick from Modern Family.

Probably go with Kate, much better accent. At some point you have to stop having sex and talk to one another.

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Tough call between Kate Beckinsale and that chick from Modern Family.

Probably go with Kate, much better accent. At some point you have to stop having sex and talk to one another.

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!


All that sweat and sand would lead to major chafing. You would need to rest or risk infection.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Tough call between Kate Beckinsale and that chick from Modern Family.

Probably go with Kate, much better accent. At some point you have to stop having sex and talk to one another.

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!


All that sweat and sand would lead to major chafing. You would need to rest or risk infection.

I'll take my chances over having to listen to them talk. :lol:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
just curious. are we provided with contraceptives? the last thing you want is to be stuck on a desert island with a pregnant woman. then the kid comes. you have nowhere to hide.
So pull out. If I'm stranded on an island, the last thing you want to run out of food and water.

Hard to pull the "Its not mine" though
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If I'm stranded on an island, the last thing you want to run out of food and water.


In that case you might want to pick Karen Lewis. And a 55 gallon drum.

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In fact, we are all assuming that these attractive women will want to have sex with us. Quite likely upon seeing that we are their only companions on the island they will either

A-Kill themselves
or
B-build a coconut/palm frond vibrator

We probably are stuck to jerking off on the beach while we listen to a much more attractive person pleasuring themselves in the jungle.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
In fact, we are all assuming that these attractive women will want to have sex with us. Quite likely upon seeing that we are their only companions on the island they will either

A-Kill themselves
or
B-build a coconut/palm frond vibrator

We probably are stuck to jerking off on the beach while we listen to a much more attractive person pleasuring themselves in the jungle.

Hank that just gave me :(

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Hank Scorpio
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
In fact, we are all assuming that these attractive women will want to have sex with us. Quite likely upon seeing that we are their only companions on the island they will either

A-Kill themselves
or
B-build a coconut/palm frond vibrator

We probably are stuck to jerking off on the beach while we listen to a much more attractive person pleasuring themselves in the jungle.

Hank that just gave me :(


I was more talking about KS. You and I are the defacto cream of the class if you will.

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