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Hank Scorpio
 Post subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan
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I never heard it described as 'hung himself to death'. You either hung yourself or you didnt.

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No one else wants to say it, so I will: I would do Lindsay's mom.

Not a chance!
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I would do Lindsay's mom.

Good god man, are there no limits?!



Karen Lewis

Jessica Simpson's dad?
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Hank Scorpio
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Keeping Score wrote:
No one else wants to say it, so I will: I would do Lindsay's mom.


Is the alternative not having sex at all? If so, I concur.

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SHARK wrote:
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No one else wants to say it, so I will: I would do Lindsay's mom.

Not a chance!

How do you know KS wouldn't do Lindsay's mom, I am going to have to believe him if he said he would.

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Sure, she may look a bit rough on the outside, but I'm sure deep down , she's full of warmth, charm, and small balloons filled with cocaine.

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Keeping Score wrote:
After further research, I would give it to Paris Hilton's mom as well:


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I'd rather go with Mama Lohan.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I'd rather go with Mama Lohan.


Probably has a thicker bush

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Keeping Score wrote:
After further research, I would give it to Paris Hilton's mom as well:


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Her name is Kathy Hilton, and I'd rather do her. :wink:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I'd rather go with Mama Lohan.


Probably has a thicker bush


firecrotch?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
RFDC wrote:
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I'd rather go with Mama Lohan.


Probably has a thicker bush


firecrotch?


Hank Heaven right there.

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 Post subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan
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Lady Gaga's mom


Like Sharon Stone multiplied by Hillary Clinton
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Keeping Score wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
After further research, I would give it to Paris Hilton's mom as well:


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Her name is Kathy Hilton, and I'd rather do her. :wink:


She might be a touch prettier, but I believe Mama Lohan would be the much wilder one in the sack.


Yea but Lindsey likes Girls too.

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Hank Scorpio
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Maybe both sets of STDs would cancel each other out and keep you relatively disease free....

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Keeping Score wrote:
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She might be a touch prettier, but I believe Mama Lohan would be the much wilder one in the sack.




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Told ya. :shock:

That is a something right there, WOW!!!!

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Not sure about her dad, but Jessica Simpson in that bikini, washing that car in the Duke's video.....LORD HAVE MERCY!


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immessedup17 wrote:
Still no.

Yeah, that wasnt meant to say "check this out"

Just a current pic.
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Jessica's mom. I'm gonna have to say no this time.


No is not in your vocabulary. You know you are down.

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why do women have to get so fucking fat all the time? my wife puts on a pound a year. we've been married 18 years. by the time she's ninety, she's going to weigh like 200 lbs. jeeezus.

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why do women have to get so fucking fat all the time? my wife puts on a pound a year. we've been married 18 years. by the time she's ninety, she's going to weigh like 200 lbs. jeeezus.

put her on a program
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unfortunately you can't make someone else do anything. I'm really too hard on my wife. most of her peers are fat as buffalos. :lol:

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Lindsay in her prime...holy hell what I would have done to her... :shock:

Since she's slipped, my attentions have turned to Emma Stone...but now that she isn't a redhead at the moment...I dunno...
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SHARK wrote:
Because of her out of control behavior and excessive partying, Lindsay Lohan is headed down that road where she's headed for death at a young age if she doesn't straighten things out. Studios don't want to hire Lindsay, losing out on role after role, and I don't think her mom Dina & her troubled dad Michael want to give Lindsay the kind of help I think she really needs. I don't even know if Dr. Phil McGraw or Dr. Drew Pinsky can intervene.


How many of his patients are dead?

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Bynes answers!



AMANDA BYNES
BOOTED from Gym Class
For Weird Behavior
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Amanda Bynes acted so bizarre during a workout class in Hollywood Tuesday night ... her instructor stopped the session halfway through and kicked her out -- TMZ has learned.

Gym sources tell us, Amanda was attending a 50-minute spin class at Equinox when she suddenly stopped participating in the class and aimlessly walked around looking to switch bikes.

Once Amanda found a replacement -- closer to the room's giant mirror -- we're told Amanda started cycling again, but removed her top, revealing a "tiny black strapless push up bra ... not a sports bra."

Roughly 25 minutes into the class, we're told Amanda stopped cycling again -- this time to pick up her Louis Vuitton purse ... and reapply her makeup.

According to sources, the actress was doing her makeup -- lipstick, eyeliner, the whole shebang -- for ten full minutes before the instructor grew furious and told her to get out, claiming he couldn't BELIEVE someone was doing makeup in the middle of his spin class.

Amanda then left the room and the class continued. For the record, the actress has not been permanently banned from the gym.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/19/amanda-by ... z271EAzmmU
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So is INXS dead or not?

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So is INXS dead or not?


He hung himself to death in lieu of hanging himself to a better life.

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So is INXS dead or not?


He hung himself to death in lieu of hanging himself to a better life.


You can't make this stuff up!

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