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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:55 am 
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Is chewing cum technically breaking the Yom Kippur fast?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:56 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:38 am 
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I'm pretty sure chewing it is unnecessary. Keeping Score?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:40 am 
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CAN WE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLEASE?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:49 pm 
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Likely not a typo. He was seeking information.

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When I was 19, I dated a very experienced (or freaky or hoeish, whatever you choose) 24 year old...she was the first chick to give me head and swallow...the first time she did it, she told me "Damn your nut is thick"...

So I guess it was chewable to her, no?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:03 pm 
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When I was 19, I dated a very experienced (or freaky or hoeish, whatever you choose) 24 year old...she was the first chick to give me head and swallow...the first time she did it, she told me "Damn your nut is thick"...

So I guess it was chewable to her, no?

:lol: Every now and then you hit submit on one of these posts and I'm like damn.

I've yet to bust in a woman's face. I always put it elsewhere. I guess I'm too "nice".

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:13 pm 
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I've yet to bust in a woman's face.



Shut yo punk ass up.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I've yet to bust in a woman's face.



Shut yo punk ass up.

I'm very close to slamming your hands in your laptop.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:22 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
When I was 19, I dated a very experienced (or freaky or hoeish, whatever you choose) 24 year old...she was the first chick to give me head and swallow...the first time she did it, she told me "Damn your nut is thick"...

So I guess it was chewable to her, no?

:lol: Every now and then you hit submit on one of these posts and I'm like damn.

I've yet to bust in a woman's face. I always put it elsewhere. I guess I'm too "nice".

You gotta try it once...if she loves you, she'll let you....of you could always do the "I didn't know it was time" angle.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I've yet to bust in a woman's face. I always put it elsewhere. I guess I'm too "nice".


Very disappointing

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RFDC wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I've yet to bust in a woman's face. I always put it elsewhere. I guess I'm too "nice".


Very disappointing

Just sayin...

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spmack wrote:
When I was 19, I dated a very experienced (or freaky or hoeish, whatever you choose) 24 year old...she was the first chick to give me head and swallow...the first time she did it, she told me "Damn your nut is thick"...

So I guess it was chewable to her, no?


This is quite a post here...

I've never had a chick not swallow. I would be insulted if they didnt.

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spmack wrote:
When I was 19, I dated a very experienced (or freaky or hoeish, whatever you choose) 24 year old...she was the first chick to give me head and swallow...the first time she did it, she told me "Damn your nut is thick"...

So I guess it was chewable to her, no?


And we can now add the 34th entry to the "Things We Didn't Want to Know About spmack" list.

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Keeping Score wrote:
I best stay out of this thread.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
When I was 19, I dated a very experienced (or freaky or hoeish, whatever you choose) 24 year old...she was the first chick to give me head and swallow...the first time she did it, she told me "Damn your nut is thick"...

So I guess it was chewable to her, no?

:lol: Every now and then you hit submit on one of these posts and I'm like damn.

I've yet to bust in a woman's face. I always put it elsewhere. I guess I'm too "nice".

You gotta try it once...if she loves you, she'll let you....of you could always do the "I didn't know it was time" angle.

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I don't know why, but just imagining this chick saying 'damn your nut is thick' made my morning :lol:

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