So, he's the one you want after all these years? As it turns out dating Shue might be something you've done that's gay.

In truth, the approach was more like - "Hi, I'm Dr. Ken, and I'm currently in business school with no aspirations whatsoever to be a professional bartender."

And she was a little tipsy. So, that helped.

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Liking black women doesn't make me gay.

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Yes, I do. I can see how closely you read my posts as I have probably said it a dozen times.

How do you let that one get away? She was cute, seems normal for hollywood, had already made some good coin...of course you were in San Francisco and this is the "things you've done that might be gay" thread so there might be a hidden message.

I was hot for her even before I knew what being hot for her meant...and I acknowledge that she is not hot on the hot scale. There is just something about her that gets my naughty bits a twitching

I will now follow you around like an acolyte should we ever meet at the same event after all these years.

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Ah, the swinging suburbs. We don't have that kind of stuff in the big city.

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T-Bone said he has trained his jaw to be strong enough to bite through a steel pipe.


Does that count?

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It is kind of hot that she knows these things.

I'm always suprised when I run across some new underground "thing"...like that story about Monday being slang.

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Hmm. I always put the pineapple in the cart upside down. I jam the thing on the side of the open kid seat so it won't stick any of the other stuff I am pushing. Haven't noticed any looks other than the standard looks of disgust from other shoppers. I'll pay more attention next time.

yeah, well I buy it cored and pre sliced. I don't want to think what I have been unconsciously telling the world.

anyway, enough of the spaulding disparaging. I have so many questions that I want to ask Dr. Ken

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I usually just get a marker and write "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE" on the pineapple and stick my house key in the side of it before I put it in the cart.

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Very subtle. I'd probably go with launching the pineapple like a hand grenade if the situation started to get desperate.

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What do you get for two cantaloupes, a butternut squash, and a tub of shortening?

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Spaulding tricked me into getting a little too share-y last night with her pineappley ways.

I'm going to step back a little now.

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Back in 70s Wilmette some neighbors approached the topic of swinging with my former in-laws. I couldn't blame the other guy. My ex-mother-in-law was some kind of looker. But they were uptight Catholics at heart. That shit wouldn't fly. I don't think they ever looked at those neighbors the same way.

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The next board event could get interesting. After incessant interrogation we find the good Dr. speaking to the good dolphin...

You're nuts, I hadn't posted in the thread til you said you went on a date with her. I kept my questions clean, next time I won't. Sheesh.

Swinging is big in Naperville. We know a couple pretty well that used to do it, they say they don't anymore. There is also a school in Downers Grove that is "known" for it but I'm not really good friends with any of them.

I don't do anal. This is not a denial or admission but not sure why KS doesn't think I'd swallow. I don't know if I'd swing, I know my husband wouldn't and there is risk involved there.

How do you people not know about some of this stuff? Don't you look at craigslist or boards or something?

You did read that I said I don't know if it's true or not and that we usually fly a flag and put a couple pinapples on porches when our friends return from vacations as a joke?

I won't even drink out of the wine chalice at church with people in the neighborhood.

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only for about the last 2000 years.

There are far more disgusting, unsanitary things you willingly do on a regular basis, and I'm not even thinking of stuff they do in Wisconsin.

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Banging dudes...

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Reading this board

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Does this post indicate this act is something you specifically have partaken? Not that there is anything wrong with it mind you...

I thought this was a safe place...

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Everyone knows it's only the catcher that is gay. You are still straight dude.

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There are a few Trojan ad banners...

That's a load off my mind.......er....

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Is that like a private school thing? We weren't taught that rule in the publics.

YARRRRRRRRR!!

Normally I would have left it at that but you've been criticizing my storytelling.

...in that, it's nonexistent.

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My only regret was that shakes wasn't there to confirm with Roger Craig's daughter.

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