Your response should be: Who are you defying and why?

Girl that I dated last year gets on facebook yesterday and says she's having a wine and movie night with her bf...

...today: It's official...it's a boy!!!

Hooray for drinky pregnancies!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

A general DB to any idiot getting married who takes the time out to update their relationship status just after being announced as husband and wife.

So the status should stay as "engaged" until when exactly?

This is exactly how I plan on announcing my eventual demise, to a resounding flurry of "Likes."

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

That's more in line with how I view giant douchebags.

Those two concepts aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

Facebook is for people to stay in touch with friends and family. I'm pretty damn sure anyone who would care if you were engaged or married probably is in attendance for the festivities. Go have fun, maybe during a lull in the reception or the next day. But some folks don't even wait for the service to end to update it. (Seriously, where do some women hide a cell phone on a wedding dress? There's no pockets!!!)

It's not like a baby announcement. Immediate family only are usually the only people at the hospital, so throwing up a birth announcement really quick is one thing.

My older sister was complaining on FB about how Goebberts farm charges an entrance fee now. She deleted my response (to keep all responses agreeing with her), and then texted me a book on why they shouldn't charge.

Summary of that 'book:'

"Because they didn't before."

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Not always. My sister (and apparently her FB friends' families) would go there just to look around. That is the gist of the Facebook conversation. Now they cannot do it for free anymore.

I'm assuming, like with most businesses in 2012, their costs are significantly higher than they were 10-15 years ago. Insurance, maintenance, staff...they can't get away with the revenue solely from their standard goods, and hay wagon rides.

Apparently, since people are willing to go there just to go there...it is probably something that has monetary value. Goebberts' has ever right to charge an entrance fee if they've got a bunch of people going there taking up room and such but not buying anything.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

They sell pumpkins at Jewel these days, I'm told.

Im pretty hammered right now.

^^^^Has clearly never been to Goebbert's^^^^

Buying an actual pumpkin is about the 9th thing on the list of things kids want to do at Goebbert's.

We have to start every year by feeding the giraffes carrot sticks.
That cost $5 for a styrofoam cup full.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

The Spanky household sounds very wasteful.

Im pretty hammered right now.

There's a guy outside my Jewel that will let you feed him for free. The Spanky household sounds very wasteful.

Goebberts website says there is no general admission fee. Their pumpkins are typically pricey.

Im pretty hammered right now.

That's the way it's always been. You can get "in" for free and get to things like the pumpkins, shops, food areas and kid picture areas for free.

It costs extra for the zoo, rides, and the pumpkin-eating dinosaur thingy.

Their pumpkins are pricier than Wal-Mart, but then again I'm not gonna hang out on a fall day at Wal-Mart with my kids either.

Im pretty hammered right now.

Im pretty hammered right now.