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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:10 pm

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And I don't mean the biggest penis on the board. I think I could compete. Flaccid I'm not so sure, but erect and I'm up there. Given the looks of Ron Jeremy, I expect the balding fat guys on the board get put near the top of the list.

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:17 pm

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I have the biggest balls

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:23 pm

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I must say that I am pretty shocked that KS or Qbo did not start this thread.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:27 pm

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Honestly, I saw a post from QBovis and thought who was the biggest penis on the board, then I thought about who has the biggest penis on the board, then I wondered who had the biggest moobs on the board.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:17 pm

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Spaulding had the biggest penis. She made it out of a salami. But she got hungry and ate it.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:21 pm

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Not true. My penis is about 6ft tall. Some people here have met him.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:26 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Not true. My penis is about 6ft tall. Some people here have met him.

He seemed like a good penis.

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Jugg

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:45 pm

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You are a homosexual. #Truth

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:54 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Not true. My penis is about 6ft tall. Some people here have met him.

I'm 6'2'' thank you.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:50 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:10 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:40 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

Me
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Mr Hernandez is PR I believe, so that's close enough.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:42 am

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You'd think that Juggs would have started a thread like this.

....wait....

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:43 am

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:44 am

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spmack wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

Me
Kid
NasHovelli
Ivan
Entr0py
Regular Reader
$5000 Suit
Goff
Herb (Palehose23)
Mr Hernandez is PR I believe, so that's close enough.

You tried for 10 and only came up with 8 1/2?

Bad math.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:45 am

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spanky wrote:

You tried for 10 and only came up with 8 1/2?

Me too. That's why I always lose these contests.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:45 am

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I believe Loho is on the board
And Baku was Darrin Jackson

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:46 am

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spmack wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

Me
Kid
NasHovelli
Ivan
Entr0py
Regular Reader
$5000 Suit
Goff
Herb (Palehose23)
Mr Hernandez is PR I believe, so that's close enough.

rich farmsystem

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:47 am

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spanky wrote:

You tried for 10 and only came up with 8 1/2?

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crosscheck

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:50 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

By his math there are only 6...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:51 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spanky wrote:

You tried for 10 and only came up with 8 1/2?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:53 am

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crosscheck wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

By his math there are only 6...

well played.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:39 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm no expert on this, but the black guys on the board have spots 1 thru 10.

There are 10 balck guys on this board? Is Steve aware of this?

I think he's too busy at Google these days...

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:41 pm

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The answer as always...... Frank Stallone.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:42 pm

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this thread is worthless without pics.

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:49 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Who has the biggest penis on the board?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:02 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

You'd think that Juggs would have started a thread like this.

....wait....

All depends on when RFDC is online.

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:03 pm

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[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

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