There's nothing like a "let me tell you about this guy right here," with an adjustment, mid race. Tony Stewart was never the same.

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Goodness was Heenan the best.

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I'm watching Spring Stampede 98 On Demand. Drugged up, off cycle Saturn v Goldberg. Wow is this the shits.

Oh my. Davey Boy and Neidhart just came out, and Heenan said "Boy is Stu lucky he found husbands for those two dogs."

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Shit. Classics On Demand just put the full 2012 HOF Ceremony, with behind the scenes, in front of me. I guess my 7 AM plans can be pushed back a bit.

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I am guessing he finishes with a big boot into a leg drop

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The lights in the arena go down casting everything in Darkness.
This comes blasting over the PA system:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyyLgyKmYUU&feature=fvst

Midway pyro explodes,red and purple shower of sparks. A figure is sen shadowed by the pyro.He slowly makes his way to the ring ,head bowed. He enters the ring the lights come up.
" I am new here,you do not know my name. I am here to wreak havoc on this pitiful excuse for a "wrestling"Federation. All I see is empty promises and unfulfilled threats. I know I am not going to main event right away,only a fool thinks that without proving himself.
That I plan to do. Each one of you is on notice, I plan on staring at the bottom,working my way up. I may not be the biggest. I may not be the fastest or the strongest. I have one thing none of you have and that is the will to succeed. I will take each step on the way to the top here in the only way I know how. Kicking,beating and clawing my way over those who stand in my way. I will win and rise to the top,there is no other alternative. Those who stand in my way and try to stop me or ridicule me,I will remember each slight and repay in multitudes. So now who is first amongst you to see what I am made of?"

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Don't sing it bring it,lightweight. I will suck the marrow from your broken bones.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Record

I miss jobbing every week.

Although I would have no issue teaming up with Keeping Score to drop Chas' Romney loving ass........

Um,I don't love Romney. I really am not voting for either one of the two major party guys, they are both lame. Obama just a little more so than Romney.

As to your Ten inch,how long does it take your "girlfriend" to strap it on and lube it up before "she" mounts you? Or do you prefer it raw?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Chas I know you keep hoping and praying that one day I will meet you at Hunters. But it's just not meant to be.

But that's some real creativity on your part. When you can't come up with something snappy, make a gay joke.

What the hell is Hunters?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Steph aint bad looking just looks too much like her brother.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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I simply stated it may be time for repackaging. I'm not trying to make this Drop In and Mantuar. Just a slight shift to a slightly more heterosexual character. We'll start with a Rico like character, and shoot for Austin down the road.

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I'm clearing out the DVR, and quickly running through a "best of" AWA from ESPN Classics. Brickhouse is in the ring as special guest announcer. He's drunk, rambling, and it really is the shits. I'm sure he meant well, but it's like he's pissing all over this six-man tag match. His eyes are like a glass table. RIP Jack. Not your finest day, but you're a legend.

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Next time I start up CSFMBWA, I think I'm gonna book it like WCCW.

Douchebag, Hank, Phil, and Woodridge Ryan as the Von Erichs.
Myself, Drop In, and Jackref as the Freebirds.
Keeping Score, $5000 Suit, and JimmyPasta as Devastation Incorporated.
RFDC as Chris Adams.
OKC as Iceman King Parsons.

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Are you saying you want DB, Hank. Phil, and Ryan dead? If I were you guys, I'd stop wearing shoes. I just saved you.

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I'd rather you book 1992 WCW so I can be Steamboat.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Sorry, but in '92 Sting was getting his ass kicked by Luger, Cactus, and Vader too much for my liking. Too stretcher-out-of-the-arena-y.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Well, despite following every rule, I guess Heenan is dead now too. I'm going to get someone a ruler that says twelve instead of one.

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Yeah, I just discovered Devin is gone too. Not sure what the point of Big Fan's mult thread was the other day if he was just going to delete them all.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

To show as a board moderator he can. It's like the High School hall monitor. I'd love to give more credit, but it's an obvious pattern. When others have complained, I've defended him. It's his deal. Congrats Oz.

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