maybe they locked your accout cause you're charging about $10 too much for that toothy, dry blowjob.

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Pretty sure the account is locked on TWO counts. Fantasy Football and the blowjob remark.


Not kidding.

Sooo....

...how many points does a good blowjob fetch in your league?

6 for the giver, 4 for the receiver

fyi, Bagels didn't roster a kicker or defense this week. I know things happen and sometimes people forget to set a lineup, but if it happens again he should forfeit control of his team and the commish should step in and set his lineup every week.

This is a money league, shit like that shouldn't happen or be tolerated.

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I got ya shakes but shit happens..No penalty for once. Make sure you have your roster set Bagels

Paypal issue resolved.

Good. Now if my "shitty roster" problem could be resolved.

TB Diddler is rolling!

Glad to see the Paypal issue resolved.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Agreed.

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what are you guys talking about?

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Maybe I should have got in this league.....after Nashova kinda "sucked for luck" last year and made a lot of draft pick trades for this year, his team and another team are stacked and I have no chance.

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Then he should be tortured on PPV.

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It's a recap you can see when you view the matchups. Here's an example. Sorry Matt.

Week 5
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Relevant Idiots Pulverizes Michael Bushleagues for Fourth Straight Win

Relevant Idiots (4-1)
112.40

Michael Bushleagues (0-5)
73.58


Relevant Idiots pummeled Michael Bushleagues 112.40 - 73.58 behind Marques Colston, whose 31.10 points were the highest score of the week. Michael Bushleagues is watching the season slip away and is winless. Andrew Luck, with 29.88 points, was also a ranked player, picking up the second-highest score for the week. Relevant Idiots (4-1, 564.20 points) remains in first place and Michael Bushleagues (0-5, 394.80 points) stays locked in last place.

Relevant Idiots Smooth Moves
Marques Colston led the league in scoring and had the highest WR score in the league this season with 31.10 points.
Drew Brees had 29.60 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the eighth-highest QB score in the league this season.
Jamaal Charles scored 16.10 points, which ranked seventh out of all the RBs in the league this week.
With 10.60 points, Vernon Davis ranked second in the league this week in scoring among TEs.
Relevant Idiots had 5 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Michael Bushleagues Regret Tracker
Left David Wilson on the bench, where he exceeded his scoring projection by a league-leading 1,522.5%.
Should have started the Houston Texans Defense, which underachieved, but still had more points than the starting DEF with 8.00 against a projected 11.67.
Domenik Hixon, who Michael Bushleagues picked up this week, scored below his 10.35-point projection with 5.50 points.
7 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
Relevant Idiots saw their RBs beat those on Michael Bushleagues 17.70 - 4.60.

What If
Relevant Idiots would be 5-0 if they played Michael Bushleagues every week.
Relevant Idiots would have beaten five other teams besides Michael Bushleagues this week.
Had they played each other last week, Relevant Idiots would have defeated Michael Bushleagues 125.44 - 69.58.
If they played the same schedule as Michael Bushleagues, Relevant Idiots would be 4-0.
If Relevant Idiots had played every team in the league each week, they would be 35-10.
Michael Bushleagues would have lost to seven other teams besides Relevant Idiots this week.
If they played the same schedule as Relevant Idiots, Michael Bushleagues would be 1-3.
Michael Bushleagues would be 7-38 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes
Michael Bushleagues scored 73.58 points against a projected 95.15 and has underachieved for four straight weeks.
This is the biggest margin of defeat of the season for Michael Bushleagues.
Relevant Idiots won again and is on a four-game winning streak, currently the longest in the league.
Relevant Idiots scored 112.40 points against a projected 102.54 and has overachieved every week this season.
The 38.82-point win by Relevant Idiots beat the 7.38-point spread.
BenJarvus Green-Ellis had a season-low 1.60 points against a projected 12.78 in the win and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
The 38.82-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for Relevant Idiots and fifth-largest in the league this season.
Michael Bushleagues got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 4.60 points this week

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Yeah the recap are cool.

Yeah those recaps are awesome.

Don't worry Matt you can make up some ground this weekend when I topple the Relevant Idiots

You mean the Relevant Jerks? Amirite?

Somebody picked up my kicker, for fucks sake. Talk about salt in the wound. Heartless fuckers.

Joke is gonna be on you when Big Ben has a monster game and Nate Washington catches 3 TDs.

Hope is a dangerous thing....

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Lost by at least 40 points.

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I play a team who has a WR with zero points and I still can't win. My new kicker Zuerlein the Wonder Boy has his worst pro game and Luck completely shits the bed. Amazing.

I scored a ton even without starting rg3

Hey Peoria Matt.

Get a Receiver in. I posted on the fantasy page.

Thanks Bryan.

After this weekend's huge win over IMU I'm all alone in first place and more importantly, the only team to have clinched a playoff spot.

Not bad for a team with a RB tandem of Reggie Bush and pray for rain as well as having Gronk go down for the season.

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The is the most evenly matched league I've ever played in. Like shaking my head weekly how balanced it is.

yep, my team is all smoke and mirrors. This is the first time in my life I've been on the receiving end of a good schedule. Usually I'm the guy who is struggling to make the playoffs despite being 2nd in total points.

First time playing PPR, definitely made some draft mistakes that I plan to correct next season.

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Who runs the team Michael Bushleaguers?


Whoever he is, he sure lived up to his name cause what he did on the waiver wire this week sure was bushleague. Dude, you're 2-10, your season is over. There's no reason you should be grabbing guys off the wire at this point. IMO that's disrespectful to the guys who still have a shot. Its one thing if you can't fill out a lineup, but to just grab a handful of guys for the heck of it is really weak and bad etiquette.

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Every guy he picked up is just gonna ride his bench.

I disagree. Never said you shouldn't stop trying, but as long as you can put out a lineup there's no reason you should be grabbing 4 guys off the waiver wire with 1 week left in the season. The only thing worse than that is when assholes playing in the consolation playoff bracket make waiver wire claims. That's a whole different level of assholery and those people should be immediately banned from whatever league they are in.

IMO, once you are eliminated your job is to put the best lineup out there every week from the stable of players you already have (unless you NEED to grab a guy because you don't have anyone good enough to start). In other words, keep your existing team at its same level of competitiveness while at the same time getting out of the way of the 9 teams ahead of you that are still fighting it out for the title. You've sucked all year, no reason you should wake up the last week of the season and decide now is the time to finally improve your shit team.

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