Post your fuckups here...figure it could be entertaining for others...

...had my pick of either Eli or Romo last night...of course I started Eli...fuuuuuuuuu

An Asian guy in my class asked me to look at his roster last week, I told him to start Vick over Ryan because the Browns suck...

Yikes...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

I thought the Bills had a good matchup this week...decided to start them instead of the Ravens on D...

I drafted Fred Jackson

I sat RG3 this week in favor of Jake Locker.....minus 21 points.

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I sat Jake Locker in favor of Matt Flynn.

Oh this is mistakes.....

My bad.

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Sat AP for Turner.

My team just sucks, period.

Beanie Wells instead of C.J. Spiller (I fell asleep, wanted to put in Malcolm Floyd for Wells)


Also Eli instead of RGTrey

Benched Ridley for DeAngelo around 11:58 yesterday. Winning by 0.64 instead of 23.64. Probably going to lose unless AJ Green decides to not play tonight.

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-- source

Hello fitness friend.


I also have Rodgers on my team, if the Bears had to lose I would have prefered a 42-35 shootout rather than the shit sandwich he served up last night.

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Drafted Isaiah Pead and Jahvid Best.

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More like Isaiah Shit and Jahvid Worst, amirite?

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Thanks. I needed that.

I also drafted Kellen Davis, thinking he was going to have a breakout season.......but hey, he did score a TD for me, and that was worth 10 points in the Nashoveli league. I'll take it.

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Stayed with BGE instead of starting Shonn Green.

Difference of 20 points.

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My entire team is a mistake.

Come on. Don't beat yourself up over that one. Unless you had a crystal ball you ignored, how could you have known? The Jets offense has been terrible and anything I've read about Green talks about how average he is. BGE is on a better offense and is a better RB.

Not really a fail...and not me...but I saw a guy in our league who only scored 49 points this week...assumed it would be a guy who gave up and had a bunch of guys injured or on byes...

QB A. Smith 2
RB F. Gore 9
RB V. BAllard 5
WR J. Jones 10
WR D. Bowe 5
TE V. Davis 6
FLEX R. Wayne 11
D/ST Dolphins -1
K D. Akers 2

And yes, this is a PPR league...

Had a pretty big lead going into Sunday night (25+) and while I didn't face Rodgers, I did go up against Jordy freaking Nelson. Jesus Christ, Texans, cover that fucking asshole. Even though I still have Decker going tonight, I'm down 7 and am considering this a loss already. I will be the 2nd highest scoring team this week, but with another L. Having the team that's had the most points scored against it for the season has totally harshed my fantasy football mellow. In fact, I fucking hate this goddamn game.

Thank you.

Truth

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Seriously, Decker?! WTF?! You trip yourself on the way to a sure fire TD that would've given me a W. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. And Eric Decker. Piece of crap.

That play summarizes my year.

Edit: Decker scored. Still a dbag due to the gray hair he caused by not scoring on that play where he tripped himself.

I had both Felix Jones and Sam Bradford on the bench this past weekend. Would have beat Colonel Angus if I started them.

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Strange.

Spaulding told me nothing beats Colonel Angus no matter what.

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So wrong

http://vimeo.com/32609745

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Not my fail, but someone's fail that I benefited from.

I pull up my team today and see that Demarco Murrary is out for this week. My backup RBs both have byes this week. Crap. So I pull up the available RBs figuring I will be lucky to find anyone decent. And lo and behold who do I see? Chris Johnson. Someone released him this week and I guess no one was paying attention because he cleared waivers and I picked him up as a free agent.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

ive had him on one of my rosters all year, and the benefits have been few and far between. generally they end up playing from behind and his usefulness evaporates by the 2nd quarter.

I hope you're starting him today like I am. He's up against the worst rushing D in the league.

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148 yds and 2 Tds so far today. I will take it.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

you must play in a league full of retards for (A) CJ to get dropped especialy after he comes off a 93 yard effort vs Pitt and (B) for him to sit on waiver wire and no one grab him.

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