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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:56 am

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I'm saving it for when I open for Harry

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:58 am

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stoneroses86 wrote:

How many glorious New York Yankees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It requires twenty-seven (27), one for each of their world's championships! Ha, ha, ha!

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:38 am

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What's the difference between a crack whore and a White Sox broadcast?

A "Hawk Harrelson" will run you about 50 bucks with a hooker.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:42 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:47 am

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Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:05 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it.

She was smokin' hot, wasn't she?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:25 pm

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For her sake, I hope she is/was because she sounds dumber than a box of rocks.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:23 am

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good dolphin wrote:

I'm saving it for when I open for Harry

Which orifice are you going to open?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:05 am

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knock knock...

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:10 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

knock knock...

My GF hates the "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke. Probably because I just do it at inappropriate times. She will be telling me about her day, and I'll just interject with a "MOO!"

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:53 am

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redskingreg wrote:

Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it.

It does have an acronym..."bust out another thousand"

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:07 pm

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What's the DEAL with Quisp?!!! What the hell is that thing and why should I want to eat what's in the box?!!!

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:34 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

knock knock...

Who's there?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:44 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

knock knock...

Who's there?

Orange

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:46 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it.

It does have an acronym..."bust out another thousand"

Two best times for the owner of a boat?

The day you buy it and the day you sell it.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:17 pm

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"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid
problem?'"

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:07 pm

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"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"

--Jake Johansen

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:09 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my....I could be eating a slow learner."

--????

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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