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cubbiegirlshamus

Post subject: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:53 pm

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How about No Depth Perception Pete?

Or a skit where a bachelorette party accidentaly hires Chip N Dale's Rescue Rangers while a kids party hires the Chippendales Dancers?

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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:54 pm

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Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:54 pm

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That is so funny. It should totally happen. That is the funniest thing ever. Like seriously. That is super funny. Yay. Funny. That is like wow....so funny.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:20 pm

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

How about No Depth Perception Pete?

Ricky and Ron wrote:

Great idea! he would be the perfect foil for Peripheral Vision Man!

If I am lucky, one or two people will get that...

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:28 pm

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They should do one where geologists find a caveman, defrost him and watch him enter professional society.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:18 pm

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SNL should do a skit about a woman who is constantly complaining about people taking handouts. The skit revolves around her daily life, including when she asks her father for money.

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Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:50 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

How about No Depth Perception Pete?

Ricky and Ron wrote:

Great idea! he would be the perfect foil for Peripheral Vision Man!

If I am lucky, one or two people will get that...

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:27 pm

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

How about No Depth Perception Pete?

That was a Kevin Nealon character, you dolt.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:32 pm

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How bout a guy who has terrible short term memory loss. He keeps re introducing himself.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:49 pm

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What about a cat that can drive a car (but not very well)?

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:38 pm

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What about a caveman who gets unfrozen and becomes a lawyer!!!!11!!one!!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

What about a caveman who gets unfrozen and becomes a lawyer!!!!11!!one!!

NSJ wrote:

They should do one where geologists find a caveman, defrost him and watch him enter professional society.

Meta!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:32 am

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

How about No Depth Perception Pete?

Or a skit where a bachelorette party accidentaly hires Chip N Dale's Rescue Rangers while a kids party hires the Chippendales Dancers?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:06 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

How bout a guy who has terrible short term memory loss. He keeps re introducing himself.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You have Alzheimer's disease and cancer."
"Thank God I don't have cancer."

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:09 pm

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How about a skit where a guy walks in the SNL writers room and tells them they suck.

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SomeGuy

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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:36 pm

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How about a skit where a guy walks into the studio, douses it with gasoline and lights a fucking match?

That would be great.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:40 pm

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How but a Behind the Music parody with some band having an eccentric manager who loves and wants more of some non traditional rock band instrument

I very much require additional Triangle!!!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:42 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

How but a Behind the Music parody with some band having an eccentric manager who loves and wants more of some non traditional rock band instrument

I very much require additional Triangle!!!

I've got a headache!! The only remedy is more triangle.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:44 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

How but a Behind the Music parody with some band having an eccentric manager who loves and wants more of some non traditional rock band instrument

I very much require additional Triangle!!!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:07 pm

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They really dropped the ball on last week's debate sketch. That new guy does a dead-on Obama impersonation but they should think about giving him something funny to say.

There was so much to make fun of from that debate and they hit on maybe 1 joke about Romney saying he killed Bin Laden. Weak.

That puppet sketch from a couple weeks ago was hilarious, however. One of the best in a while.

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Beebo

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:41 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

How bout a guy who has terrible short term memory loss. He keeps re introducing himself.

Kerry Von Erich.

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Mini Ditka

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:15 pm

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IMO, SNL hasn't been funny for at least a decade.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:26 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

SNL hasn't been funny since all the fruity little players turned into uncreative ultra-liberal asswipes. It's so left agenda-driven it's literally not even funny.

I still watch but you guys are right. Dr. Ken mentioned that puppet sketch last week. That was funny but it's usually more misses than hits.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:47 pm

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When was Saturday Night Live not liberal?

I guess a more apt criticism would be that they've shifted from the counterculture to the establishment.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:50 pm

Or the counterculture has become the establishment.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:50 am

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Chus wrote:

SNL should do a skit about a woman who is constantly complaining about people taking handouts. The skit revolves around her daily life, including when she asks her father for money.

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Mini Ditka

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:01 pm

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Same socks marriage.

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Gloopan Kuratz

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:33 am

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Bring back Fred Garvin, male prostitute

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redskingreg

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:35 am

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I do enjoy the Californians.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/350669

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ideas for SNL skits

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:01 am

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I almost made it through two minutes of that. Wow, this show got really bad, huh.

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