I went on youtube and listened to the time they were talking about how you can or can't get pancakes from Waffle House, along with whatever else that led me to on that particular youtube rabbit hole. I was hard on Jason the last few weeks (and I'm not sorry for it), but man, the guy's pretty damn funny. Best of luck.

IT'S NOT A BEARS MONDAY but when the first caller is named Bob and can't spit a thought out without a neurological Heimlich maneuver, a reference will be made to the fact that it might as well be. Matt Bowen might still come on to talk about the Packers being the first team to hang a loss on Houston, the Giants deciding to be good this week and beating the 49ers at Candlestick, or the AFC East being the NFC West. And landmarks. The real reason Matt Bowen couldn't hack it with the Redskins is because they got tired of bailing him out of jail for massive property damage in downtown Washington. He was hitting all his landmarks! At any rate I'm not going to listen to his segment if it's there anyway so who cares.

Surely some talk about the LCSs, probably some gentle pouting that the Tiggers are up 2-0 heading home because Dan's wife's family likes the Yankees and seeing Detroit succeed causes WHITE SOX ANGST.

Bulls played an exy in Champaign, the NBA preseason will be treated like it's anything other than half-assed scrimmages (though in fairness, Thibodeau, bafflingly, is the one who's treating it like anything other than half-assed scrimmages), and they will cast a line for red-faced townie dopes by suggesting that a preseason Bulls game brought a higher quality of basketball to Exhibition Hall than a regular season Illini game. problem?

Hockey lockout is going nowhere and nothing will be said about that.

If Herb Lawrence starts taking over today, we're gonna need a grain truck, because we're HAULIN' OATS!



Happy the-threading!

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Oh I forgot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6DE9BXWeY

The most remarkable thing about you playing the "Crackers!" drop is that it's you, and you're playing the "Crackers!" drop. Godspeed!

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He was bad. Anyone who thinks Goff was funny needs to STFU. It shouldn't be too hard to find a replacement for a racist black guy who constantly interrupts the hosts.

He said he's not going to play it live anymore because it could be interpreted as misogynist

Too lazy to fire up a M&S thread. But Mac and Spiegs taking it to B&B.

I thought Spiegs calling out Bernstein's "NASA guy" was pretty funny, especially with the simultaneous sideswipe at Terry's mythical guys.

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What time? Wouldn't mind firing up the podcast.

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Yeah, what time!?>

True that. Bernstein has a farm where he grows them.

Goff was never this great talent. If he was so great, why did his employer for 10+ years never promote him? He was just loud, talked nonsense and repeated Bernstein's sports bible. That's all he did. He would fight racism against minorites with racism towords whites. Never got that strategy. I understand Bernstein, Terry and Drinky gushing over him. They're gonna do that for one of their own.

Think it was between 10 and 11. I heard just a bit of them saying that B n B seem to have guys everywhere in regards to they were talking about the space skydiver thing and Bernstein tweeted out something about having a friend that worked at NASA or something to that effect. Maybe the bashing grew from there.

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I'd say around 10.45ish. Ragging on the Terry about his guy and Bernstein being a dork.

Nail on the head. Everyone on Twitter seems to think that Goff is just this great untapped talent. Guy had over a decade to prove that to his bosses who apparently didnt think so. We think you're just great Jason, just go and be great somewhere else because we dont think you can make any money for this station. If they saw any potential in him, one of the 2 sports talkers here wouldve grabbed him. To quote Harold Emery Lauder, I'll be back, riding a chariot through here. Right.

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I see what you did there with the Cinderella reference. A favorite target of this program is the subject of Bernsy's latest column which can be found here:

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/14/ ... s-a-witch/

Oh good, another Lance Armstrong column!

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Fuck off Dave, he's doing God's work exposing people like this. Complete with the requisite ball sniffers telling him how great he is in the comment section too.

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If it wasn't for BernSTINE Lance Armstrong wouldn't have gone down, pal. With Danny B. we would see Armstrong still competing, still cheating and still being a smug bastard.

Without BernStine we wouldn't have justice and we certainly wouldn't have any peace.

Go ahead, ask Sandusky and those Penn St. elites about BernSTINE, they know he was the one, the hard nose gumshoe who wouldn't let up, wouldn't take NO for an answer and wouldn't be pushed around by those in power. The victims owe Dan Bernstein a debt that may never be repaid. But BernSTINE cares not for such material rewards, he has no use for them, he is above them....the solid 'thunk' of a closing jail cell slamming shut on another criminals life, the hard crash of a gavel being wielded by one of Lady Justices Paladins is all he needs. It's all he requires to sustain him.

Mac saying he does not like sticking around for trannies

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Mike North didn't stick around for them. He sought them out on North Avenue.

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I thought it was further north on either Milwaukee or Lincoln

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Thanks Mr. Scorpion

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Here's the Monday Game Plan:

*TBA: The SCORE/WBBM Newsradio/Bears Radio Network's Zach Zaidman-Bears Getting Back to Work
*3:30P: "The Second Half"
*4P: The SCORE/Tribune/NF Post's Matt Bowen-X & O's of OTHER NFL Games in Week 6

"Scoreboard Updates": David Schuster (Live from Berto Center-Deerfield)

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence "DECAF PLEASE!" Holmes, follows for just 1 hour of the nighttime SCORE @ 6P. "Monday Night Football" follows @ 7P this eve via the Dial Global Radio Network. Kevin Harlan, Dan Fouts & Mark Malone paint the picture for Broncos/Chargers in San Diego. Another target of this program, Jim Gray has pregame & halftime with two of his many broadcast "partners", Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald & Patriots' QB Tom Brady. "SCORE Overnight" (EP Version) with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows football until 5A Tuesday, complete with appropriately, "Bum of the Week".

Terry teased something about fans. I'm guessing he will refer to a large contingent of them as "retards."

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I think he's referring to NFL fan behavior in the wake of what happened to fans cheering last Sunday in the Ravens/Chiefs' game when KC QB Matt Cassel was knocked out of that game.

Wow this conversation is going nowhere. It sounds like a son trying to get his demented father to sign papers at the nursing home.

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