I don't work for either company.

"Hi. I'm Underachieving Slap-Hitter On Non-Cubs Chicago Baseball Team, for Popular National Product."

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can someone inform them that the game will be played at night so it doesn't matter if it is dark and rainy they will still show the skyline.

ZZ is a total drag and he's bad at what he does. I'd take Loho over ZZ any day of the week when it comes to reporting on the Bears. It seems that ever since Mac gave Zach the shotgun, B&B have been coddling the poor red head. I seem to remember in years past that they'd give him shit when he'd make stupid - homeristic - comments.

Yeah that sounds about right. Pops is easily number 1.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It felt like BernSTINE was just fucking with Terry, knowing full well that Boers would come of looking like a clueless clown who doesn't watch the NBA.

Which he is, but, you know.

Dan is praising Troy Aikman's demeanor??? He doesn't know where the fuck he is! The only reason he's not brushing his teeth with window caulk or putting Buffalo wings up his ass or whatever it is CTE people do is because Joe Buck is there to babysit him.

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Are you paraphrasing what BernSTINE is saying or are these your true feelings? In BernSTINES world anyone who played football or has gotten a concussions from it is a drooling, brain dead zombie incapable of human emotion and totally incapable of living a real life.

He said "what I really like about Aikman is his demeanor. He doesn't sell you football." Yeah, he just sells you wings, ostensibly by reading cue cards from 100 feet away.

I wouldn't say that anyone who got concussions from playing football is a drooling, brain-dead zombie. I would say that Troy Aikman is, though.

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You are Mr. Peanut?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The little I was in the car for sounded basically like anyone who won a category but LeBron was immediately dismissed as a ridiculous and asinine thought. Have him keep taking those last shots for you fellas, you'll lose most every time.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Lil' Danny isn't going to be happy if he hears John Feinstein's CBS Sports Minute today.

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I was thinking the same thing. I wish I had a transcript so I could send it to Bernstein.

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You know me like that.

Nobody is ever happy to hear John Feinstein's CBS Sports Minute.

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I meant to italicize it. After last night, my brain is not functioning properly. Plus I'm not getting any younger.

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I could actually hear his responses between Feinsten thoughts on Lance. No HE DID. NOT. inspire people! They were cured BY. SCIENCE.

Bernstein would be wrong. It's not for Bernstein to decide who is inspired by what/whom.

Hell, Jerry Sandusky was a monster, but I'm sure there were people who didn't know what he was doing who were inspired by him. Doesn't make Sandusky any less of a monster or Armstrong any less of a fraud, but that's just the way it is.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"