I'll have an answer to yesterday's question tomorrow.

Here's today's question (apparently you need to be a zoologist to pass 5th grade English) -

One of these is different than the others and then describe in what way the other 4 are the same.

weasel, cougar, deer, rat, bear

I think I know this one.

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The other four have paws instead of hooves.

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We'll go with the hooves thing. Thanks.

I just hope I'm not sporting a bumper sticker next quarter that says "KID CAIRO COST MY KID THE HONOR ROLL".

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Only of of them are 5-1 my friends.

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Also true.

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Deer is the only strict herbivore?

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You really do have him on ignore, huh?

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At your age and with your eating habits, the most accomplished thing you could have done was taken a nice healthy dump.

Deer. It's the only thing IB has had sex with. And I'd say it's the only non-meat eater on the list.

That's just lovely.

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horns, paws, herbivore...all good answers.

Cougar: The only noun you'd consider having sex with after too many jack and cokes.

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I don't know.

After too many, a bear might sound good.

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Who wants to party with this Guy? amirite?

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Just look at it easy . They all have branches.

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none of them are falcons.

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Is it possible that they are hawks?

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atlanta or chicago?

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So the answer is that they all have branches.

How they expect a 9-year-old to understand obscure college organization terminology, I'm not sure.

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I thought universities had colleges, had departments....not branches.

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What a stupid homework assignment. I remember mine being more like "If a train going 60mph left Toledo" or "If Johnny has 6 apples and Marcy has 3" type of questions.

I still think you should tell you kid to use our answers. Especially the IB thing. That kind of answer in school is likely to cause quite a stir in Kenilworth....both amongst the townsfolk and the deer.

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They don't, just another parent homework assignment. I told Hawger Jr.'s teacher one time that I have already gone thru school and graduated college, my days of schoolwork are over.

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Purdue calls the seperate campuses branch campuses. IUPUI, Fort Wayne, North Central, Calumet.

See, look at this. BRick doesn't even post here anymore, and he's still causing a bunch of shit.

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One of the small Spaulding kids has come home with a few things that they really shouldn't be expecting him to do. We had a few worksheets when I was in school not projects. I'm not digging the starting sports so early either.

I remember questions like that, but the teacher didn't like me, so my test just said "If a train is leaving Chicago at 10:30am going 80 mph, be under it".

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Sports I can handle, doing my son's 8th grade homework, not so much.

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That's a pretty good one, Mr. Kot-tare.

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So does Apologist win a T Shirt from your son's school or something?

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For the parents of school-aged kids, how would you say the "quantity" of the homework is? Regardless of the subject or relevance of the assignment - are your kids getting less/more homework than you would expect them to?

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