Jargon-y football talk spiraling into even more jargon-y basketball talk, with a quick detour to suck off LeBron James for being so big and strong, was like a Dan Bernstein tour de force. I practically gave the radio a standing ovation.

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If he tells a story about his son's precociousness or recounts the eating of some disgusting but "authentic" ethnic meal, I've got bingo!

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LeBron James could do anything!

I wish their phones were based in New York, too.

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I cannot believe they're entertaining this LeBron call. If a guy brought this up at the bar, I'd call him a dunce and walk away, but The Thinking Fan's Show is going to give us a full segment on it.

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This whole discussion about turning basketball players into football players is like the converse of how Wisconsin's basketball team is just the football team's failed tight ends. Much like Wisconsin basketball, it's not very interesting.

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It's getting worse. The Broncos didn't just use small offensive linemen, they stuck them in a zone-blocking scheme that took full advantage of their athleticism.

Terry: "the problem is, when you want to run the ball, and you've got these monsters on the other side, then you're in trouble." Those Broncos (and the current Redskins and Texans) are some of the most consistently productive running teams in recent NFL history.

The gap between what this show professes to know about the NFL and what it actually knows is roughly equivalent to the Mariana Trench.

I'm going to go put my head in the microwave.

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White and ( goes without saying) unathletic.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I can't believe they're buying it. Because of Tony Gonzalez and Jimmy Graham, according to Terry Emery should start scouting basketball games?

Didn't the Dolphins bring in an extremely athletic former basketball player for TE on Hard Knocks? He couldn't block a tampon box in a wind tunnel. Am I wrong here?

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Les Brown maybe?

Is it Gas Leak Day?

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My proctologist's name is Les Brown.

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you like that bitch Cutler?

You fucking Bears fans

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Next time you are there ask for a Phil McCracken

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That's the one. Thanks, Illini guy.

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Good thing we got all the sportsaroo out of the way with how advanced line stunts and defensive schemes are like the evolution of perimeter defense and three-dribble zone defense and ice on a screen and roll. Now we can just talk about Galva all day!

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OH NO THE STORM SWALLOWED DOUG GOTTLIEB AND ONLY BOOMER ESIASON WAS ABLE TO SEEK HIGHER GROUND

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Yep. I believe he was more memorable for his hot gf hanging with Tannehil's ridiculous wife cheering them on for half that show.

The fuck was that Boomer Esiason thing? He just listed a series of sports-related events. What the hell was the point of that?

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He was trying to be as Gottliebish as possible in Doug's normal spot?

I've started contextualizing the CBS Sports Minute as a form of high-concept performance art meant to satirize quotidian medium-market radio. It's better that way.

"Dez Bryant could be all of everything." I think "Girl, You're All Of Everything" was a Club Nouveau hit in 1991.

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His GF was attractive but it was Jake Long's dece wife who became buddy buddy with Mrs. Tannehill.

Had an amusing mental visual of that. lol. Thankfully Tuesday is a pants day in the Hair basement.

is Joe Dredge on bumper music duty now? I heard Radiohead and Phoenix coming out of breaks.

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Dan just came dangerously close to calling Derrick Rose a once-in-a-generation player.

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Is placing James Harden with Jamal Crawford, Ben Gordon and Lou Williams category accurate? Only a casual NBA fan but that sounds weird.