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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:41 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Is placing James Harden with Jamal Crawford, Ben Gordon and Lou Williams category accurate? Only a casual NBA fan but that sounds weird.

None of the other players on that list can go to the rim and finish like Harden and he draws fouls because he isn't afraid to go to the line. He is not a streaky jump shooter. If anything Kevin Martin belongs on that list moreso than Harden.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:42 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Is placing James Harden with Jamal Crawford, Ben Gordon and Lou Williams category accurate? Only a casual NBA fan but that sounds weird.

Accurate how? Based on what? I think you'd be crazy not to take Harden over all three of those right now.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:46 pm

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The BEARS STATION spots always seem to air at unintentionally hilarious moments. I just wish they'd play cuts from the preceding segment.

WE KNOW THIS IS A BEARS TOWN. SO WE'VE ASSEMBLED THE BEST TEAM OF BEARS EXPERTS TO KEEP YOU INFORMED THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE BEARS AS THEY BEARS THEIR WAY TO THE BEARS WITH BEARSING BEARSY BEARS BEARS.

TERRY BOERS. "Where are these imaginary offensive linemen?"

DAN BERNSTEIN. "No tackle can just go out there and block anyone one-on-one anymore--unless that tackle happens to be LeBron Damned James."

AND YOU, THE BEARS FAN. "EY SO MY DA N ME WERE HUFFIN VARNISH AND WE WERE WONDRIN...U TINK COULD LEBRON PLAY TIGHT ENN???"

670 THE BEARS...YOUR OFFICIAL BEARS FOR BEARS FANS. BEARS.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:49 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Flawless post, right down to the [sic] "you think could LeBron."

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uofiguy

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:51 pm

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I don't know why Dan ever goes in depth at all schematically with Terry. His reponses vary from "mhmm" to "oh yeah", with an occasional "exactly right". Save it for Matt Bowen.

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:53 pm

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So now Dan thinks Stacey King needs to tone it down?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:54 pm

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Dan sure burned out on Stacey King, huh. I remember the good old days when the "START THE BUSES!" drop would be played a hundred times in a row, separated by giggles and stories of Jason running around yelling it.

this show 18 months ago wrote:

"Sure, Red Kerr was comfortable like an old shoe. But this. This."
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"I mean this changes the way we watch Bulls basketball."
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"We really have something here."
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"I mean, it's not just Derrick being amazing, it's..."
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"And he breaks down plays!"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"He's got the sizzle and the steak!"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"
"What a treat."
"THAT'S YO POINT GUARD NEIL FUNK"

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uofiguy

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:59 pm

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I know that preview makes it sound like a serious news story tonight, but "I can shoot you right now, that's how stupid you are" could be a B&B staple drop.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:00 pm

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It might be a serious news story. It might not. Alas, we will never know, because nobody watches the channel 2 news.

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uofiguy

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:02 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

It might be a serious news story. It might not. Alas, we will never know, because nobody watches the channel 2 news.

I've long thought that perhaps old people do and pass out during it, as CBS consistently seems to have steamiing piles of dogshit shows with inexplicably high ratings.

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:05 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

It might be a serious news story. It might not. Alas, we will never know, because nobody watches the channel 2 news.

That's not quite accurate now, CH. Because people are actually watching CBS2, and not just to see Kate Sullivan, they just started doing weekend morning news again.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:05 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

this show 18 months ago wrote:

When the Bulls posted a Stacey King soundboard, I distinctly remember Dan creaming his jeans, and I also distinctly remember thinking "what's the point? Bulls games are a Stacey King soundboard."

Hey, somebody showed Terry how to type "2012 NFL Draft" into Google!

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:08 pm

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Spoke too soon. Apparently someone just printed out Riley Reiff's Wikipedia page and handed it to Terry.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:10 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

It might be a serious news story. It might not. Alas, we will never know, because nobody watches the channel 2 news.

That's not quite accurate now, CH. Because people are actually watching CBS2, and not just to see Kate Sullivan, they just started doing weekend morning news again.

It goes without saying, but I think Curious Hair's tongue was planted firmly in his cheek. Needless to say, he was being sarcastic, SHARK.

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uofiguy

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:11 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

It might be a serious news story. It might not. Alas, we will never know, because nobody watches the channel 2 news.

That's not quite accurate now, CH. Because people are actually watching CBS2, and not just to see Kate Sullivan, they just started doing weekend morning news again.

It goes without saying, but I think Curious Hair's tongue was planted firmly in his cheek. Needless to say, he was being sarcastic, SHARK.

LOL. Also Shark, Kate Sullivan is no Megan Glaros.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:13 pm

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uofiguy wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

It might be a serious news story. It might not. Alas, we will never know, because nobody watches the channel 2 news.

That's not quite accurate now, CH. Because people are actually watching CBS2, and not just to see Kate Sullivan, they just started doing weekend morning news again.

It goes without saying, but I think Curious Hair's tongue was planted firmly in his cheek. Needless to say, he was being sarcastic, SHARK.

LOL. Also Shark, Kate Sullivan is no Megan Glaros.

True. Both ladies came to CBS2 here from WCBS in New York.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:17 pm

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Kate Sullivan is rather pretty, let's be fair.

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:18 pm

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Vince Lombardi is overrated!

lololololol this is the boersandbernsteiniest show ever

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:18 pm

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Annoying extended metaphor. I'mdggttlb.

HGTV-SPORTS-RA-DI-O!!!

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uofiguy

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:19 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Kate Sullivan is rather pretty, let's be fair.

oh no doubt, very cute. Just think Glaros>Sullivan.

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uofiguy

Post subject: Re: 10/30: Scottie a Hottie Coaching Prospect?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:20 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Vince Lombardi is overrated!

lololololol this is the boersandbernsteiniest show ever

cue meatball calling in defending Lombardi in 3...2...

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:21 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Kate Sullivan is rather pretty, let's be fair.

She & Megan Glaros...Very easy on the eyes.

CBS 2: Original Reporting.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:21 pm

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uofiguy wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Kate Sullivan is rather pretty, let's be fair.

oh no doubt, very cute. Just think Glaros>Sullivan.

That being said, Google Image Search only seems to catch her in strange moments of Joe Buckian derpface.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:26 pm

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uofiguy wrote:

Dave In Champaign wrote:

Vince Lombardi is overrated!

lololololol this is the boersandbernsteiniest show ever

cue meatball calling in defending Lombardi in 3...2...

They must have read CH's link to the Onion article.

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:27 pm

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Dan: "You could make an argument that back then, thanks to a lack of player movement, college coaches were more creative."

College coaches are more creative now, dingus.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:28 pm

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It's so flattering that the Studio 41 spots include Arlington Heights as a destination for upmarket home remodeling materials, alongside such locales as Winnetka, and Wrigleyville.

"Hey, do you have any--"
"--kitchen cabinets for some MILF in Lincoln Square?"
"Yes! But do you have--"
"--a deck for a McMansion in North Barrington?"
"Why, yes! How did you--"
"--aaaand light fixtures for a condo in the non-black part of Evanston."
"Boy, you sure know a lot about the expensive shit I buy!"
"That's because I hacked your gmail. I also know about you cheating on your wife with the Lincoln Square chick."
rrrrRRRRYYYYOWWWWWWWRRRRR...DOO-DOO-DOO...

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SomeGuy

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Dan: "You could make an argument that back then, thanks to a lack of player movement, college coaches were more creative."

College coaches are more creative now, dingus.

Yeah, I was told that college basketball is comprised of bad white players so coaches had to run a ton of stuff to get the job done. Scheme to make up for a total lack of talent, right?

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:33 pm

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Local meatball extraordinaire Terry Boers: Vince Lombardi was overrated, but George Halas was an innovative visionary.

NFL Expert Dan Bernstein: "What did Sid Gillman run?"

It's been fun, friends, but that'll do it for me.

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:35 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Sid Gillman?

Jimmy Piersall: "Who the hell is he?"

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:38 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Aw, you missed Dan celebrating an NCAA corruption crackdown while admitting that it's pointless and hopeless.

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