in Ditkaese "who you crappin" is directed at someone who is being hypocritical. Why has this been allowed to devolve to the point where any slip of the tounge or incorrect statement is crap worthy?

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Black Physicist is the worst when it comes to that.

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I think the show needs to be better about defining the segment. I don't think they even know what a crap is anymore as they pretty much only requre it be something someone said not something someone did and not overtly political

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is he the DB who always references someone being a year or two off about when a song was released?

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Portions of it have morphed into Critics at XL.

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@audioidkid

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I always liked that segment. Do those guys still do that? Why couldn't Mac bring that to The Score with him?!?

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They need to eliminate e-craps.

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The Editor-in-Bernstein doesn't like that idea.

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who. are. you. crapping?"

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Outstanding

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You've tapped into the very essence of Gary.

I'd be scared if I were you.

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Amen I simply tune out for the segment

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That is so him! I hate that fucking fuckstick!

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Fuuuuuuck yes.

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Fire Phil Emery

James Harden put up 45 tonight. I guess that's pretty shitty...

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SOLID. I wish you had added in a few creepy, panting, laughs to really earn yourself some sort of trophy. Excellent.

FWIW, I should like to categorize that as one of the all-time best-crafted entertainment posts on this here bored ... as good as any of the Ed Farmer posts (which I hold in high regard as well, RIP).

(although I should like to point out I hold zero malice for one Gary from Evanston)

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Oh, me either. Gary cracks me up. I met him at a remote a couple years ago and he was a sweetheart.

He really does wear an Expos hat everywhere, btw.

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Dave's post is actually better than 99% of Gary's craps. A more realistic one from Gary would be crapping Blitzer for saying it was an 18 year old when it was really a 19 year old, that idiot!

He's stealing sini schtick.

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I've said it before but I think the problem with the segment now is that everyone is conditioned to give the same crap. It has a cadence.

Setup
Smarmy / Condescending statement
Obscure Cultural reference
Self-congratulatory summation

Pepper it with a few $10 words to make yourself sound smart and there you have it - every single crap.

I miss the old school meatheads that just came on with anger and yelled stuff like, "Hey Ditka! You said da' Bears'd win 6 and dat's da' 7th win! WHO ARE YOU CRAPPIN'?!?"

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You know me like that.

There was a guy last Thursday who had the perfect blend of meatball and intelligence.

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Northside Pimp is the only regular I enjoy. He understands the segment is stupid and treats it as such. Blatanly makes up quotes and his insult against the crapper is usually a funny one-liner.

E-craps are the worse. When Jason and Terry recently did WYC without them the segment was great. There was so much funbad.

They should change the name of this segment to something like "Critics @ Extra Large", and they
they not take mouth breather Gary from Evanston calls. He is not funny.

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