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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:06 pm

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I guess he tried to return the Peach & God banned him.

http://blog.bcdb.com/leonard-termo-77-acted-5-mickey-rourke-movies-5082/

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:08 pm

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Leonard Termo, 77, Acted In 5 Mickey Rourke Movies

If I knew this was going to be the headline of my death, I sure as hell would have acted in six movies with another actor.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:09 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Leonard Termo, 77, Acted In 5 Mickey Rourke Movies

If I knew this was going to be the headline of my death, I sure as hell would have acted in six movies with another actor.

I'm surprised that they buried the lead & didn't reference his Seinfeld role. Clearly, it was his most well known role.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:06 am

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JERRY: Hey Joe.

JOE: How is it going?

JERRY: Good, just getting some fruit for myself. Gotta have fruit in the house. I like it as a snack. Wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins. I don't know let's see... mangos... four plums with red on the inside... avocado... ooo, just right... and three plantains ought to do it.

JOE: All right, all right, just hold it right there.

JERRY: What?

JOE: This fruit isn't for you.

JERRY: What, what are you talking about?

JOE: You think I don't know? Mangos, plantains, plums with the red on the inside, that's Kramer!

JERRY: I can't buy mangos and plantains?

JOE: All right, get out!

JERRY: You're making a big mistake, Joe!

JOE: I'll tell you something else: I don't what your business anymore either.

JERRY: You're saying you're banning me from the store?

JOE: That's exactly what I'm saying.

JERRY: I'm banned?!

JOE: You're banned.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:35 pm

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Joe & bigfan have something in common.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:17 pm

100000 CLUB

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Yep, they both know fruits.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Joe, the Fruit Stand Guy

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:18 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Yep, they both know fruits.

Another shot @ Cubs fans, Franklin?

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