Did someone mention shoving things up your ass?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

She's no Uncle Jessie, but Stephanie Tanner...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Stephanie Tanner was my girl back in the day Still lookin good.

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Topanga is fine as hell. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a stupid head...

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This is my signature...

"Al" from Step by Step

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You could bring in a squeege after I've 'tamped' that ass, but that's all I got.

... tamped ... like you do a cannon or musket ... me helping her shove those quarters up her ........ you know what, you guys suck ... it's a good joke and you ruined it ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

We're starting to get back on solid footing. Keep posting thoughts like that and I will take you off the ignore list.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I agree.

So was Stephanie, and DJ....stephanie ended up becoming a meth head though.

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don't forget that aside from her UNICEF duties, alyssa has tirelessly campaigned to give every MLB player the orgasms that they SO RICHLY deserve! carl pavano had his way with those bolt ons for fuck's sake!!!

as for danielle the fish, my friend butter used to always put on boy meets world syndication fare back in our halcyon days of herb and NHL faceoff. he loved to recite "hey topanga, i wanna bang ya" and much like you i never quite got it.... her face looks funny and alien to me... and the aforementioned funbags who are soon to be overwhelmed by the psychic sensuality of one don of the tiny, well, lets just say that someday soon/ish gravity is going to have its way with them and it's gonna be a sorry sight.... not to mention i bet she's got those huge areaolas that don't feel shit.

but yeah... i mean.... yeesh



and here's iron-clad PROOF that her breast size is directly proportional to her fat percentile:



i feel sorry for the undergarments who literally destroy themselves from the pressure of trying to mould those pancakes into something desirable! that one titty-sweater shot was basically a souped up myspace fat girl shot TBH

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She really turned out differently than thought...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

now if you wanna talk about 90s sitcom white girl funk in the trunk ass.... there's some chick who was a supporting character on one of those TGIF/ish shows, i wanna say its blossom.... man whats her name i wanna say jenna or DJ or something!??! she's got the kind of back that sir mix-a-lot would be !!!! for..... man wtf is her name? i'm going to rack my brain trying to figure it out..... jenna von oy?!?!

YES SIR IT'S JENNA VON FK'N OY!!!!!!!!!!!!1 let's all hold each other's hand and say OY!!!! to a bonafide 5.7 on the IMU scale of sir alfred lord tennyson. she could rent a double-wide in my trailer-park any day of the week with her 40 acres and a donkey like this:

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Tiffani Amber Theissen





http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/cma-Tiffani-AmberThiessen&JaimePressly@Fastlane3.jpg

oh man, i remember being like ~16 and using carded AOL accounts when that pictoral of tiffani in that french magazine came out..... and she wore a super-sheer/see-through top showcasing the bolt-ons.... and like.... yeah. between her and playboy's tiffany taylor i got my ~3.7k/sec worth i tell you what =D

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One guy I know says its kind of funny it seems the least hot the young starlet was the hotter they were in their 20s. I'm not a lesbian so I don't see women in that way.

She reeeeeeeeallly rounded into form after the near death experience with drugs

She was never hot before then