DISCLAIMER: none of the proceeding is personal, cuz i don't know you beyond all of the talking points and stereo/typical bullshit you spew.... BUT.....

i fucking HATE your posts. whenever i scroll down a thread and see the smug prick grin of HARBAW rising up i always groan and think "awwww fuck" cuz i know exactly what's going to be in your post relative to any given topic. they're so goddamn cookie cutter stereotype off of an assembly line for.... idk how i'd best encapsulate this... again, stereotype? a typical upper/middle-class right-wing worshipper of the rich? a meat-n-potatoes GOOD OL GOD-FEARING AMERICAN? whatever....

your whole schtick is DA FIRE AND DA PASHIN OF DA COACH/HARBAUGH and upper-middle-class wealthy-worship via righty politics and the mentality of "i've got enough money for myself, i earned it, just like my guy romney who (insert news story here) is winning because (partisian talking points) and therefore everyone should be like me and fuck all of those welfare shines looking for a handout.... i say, I WANT CHICAGO POLICE ON EVERY CORNER 24/7/365 to keep them in order because those animals need to be policed, give em a little discipline like i've got plenty of.... and thank god they'd never come out by my chautau in lake county (or somewhere appx 1hr away from the city)... it's just.... arrrlgdkjflasdkjfasd.

given the topic of the thread i'm reading.... i know exactly what you're gonna say before you say it... and it's no doubt a character weakness of mine that i let it piss me off 99% of the time.... and i'm OK saying all of this cuz i'm sure the reciprocal is true and you've already stereotyped me as some sort of a bum; c'est la vie.

i wouldn't be surprised if you're elmhurst steve's unbranded account. i take respite in the fact that if you ever got to meet any of your big money / little government heroes they'd completely placate you to your face and then laugh at you behind your back; cuz while you look to them as examples of how to live a "virtuous" life.... no matter how much those sociopaths seemed to like you, they'd take even more pleasure in knowing they have the power to eventually fire your ass and ship your job out to china or some third world country if for no reason other than it'd allow them to get a yacht that's 25ft longer off of the profits made by outsourcing your life.

that and HARBAW is never gonna win in SF with alex smith and this shit offense.... hopefully the status quo is preserved cuz man, even just seeing that stupid fucking avatar is enough to make me say fuck the 49ers as long as HARBAW is in charge.

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"this is business it ain't personal" - r kelly: legendary defecator upon the young.

and on THAT note, i'm never going to broach this subject again. i just had to say this once, getting it off of my chest. i prolly won't ever check back for a reply cuz there's nothing to be gained by doing that... i just had to be on record once.

again, i don't know you, sir, and i think you're prolly a good standup guy on an individual level.... i just hate what you stand for on here.... all of the cookie-cutter shit that you espouse in the name of..... the conservative cause. you have what you want in life, therefore it's all CONSERVE CONSERVE CONSERVE and put cops on every fucking street corner so "they" can get locked up b4 they have a chance to spend their welfare/drug money on lockpicks and other thief tools to come and rob you and rape your wife.... cuz we're not in this together, that is, unless a benevolent rich person wants to help out at which point PRAISE THIS MAN AND GET HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

at this point the b&b sports minutes are suffering from saturday night live sketch syndrome... it's the same joke over and over being hammered into our faces with increasing levels of absurdity.

matt's "OMFG I'M GOING TO READ THIS BAD AND GO OVER THE ALLOTTED TIME" thing is losing steam rapidly.

I'm Terry Boers and this is a CBS Sports Minute. Look, I, uh, if you, well, uh I mean in point of fact, uh, I, ah, I mean, it's really just a matter of, um, ah, er, uh uh uh uh uh, when you really get down to it, I, sigh, I mean, look, it's just that with, um, ah, uh, you have to--

CBS Sports-Ra-Di-O!

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Great concept, really enjoy them - what I don't enjoy is the over the top, self-congratulatory, ball washing recap of said Minutes. Enough. We get it. Matt, you can really hear how genuine of a guffaw you're getting from Dan....and that tickles you. Dan, these Minutes might be on the most brilliant things you've encountered since, well since you last shuffled through Sara Ganim's old drawers. As your dearly departed former producer Goff would say: KEEP IT. Keep your fawning over eachother. We don't need you guys recapping the brilliance of the bit so we know it's ok to laugh...nay, that it's mandatory we laugh....cause, well, y'know, if you're not laughing then you're clearly not operating on the same upper level of comedy appreciation that you guys are.

They would actually be "more brilliant" if you guys didn't verbally masturbate each other every break after the latest Minute is played.