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Mr. Punctuate really does fit drinky if you look at the definition.

punc·tu·ate [ púngkchoo àyt ]

1.add punctuation to text: to put punctuation marks in written work
2.interrupt something often: to interrupt a situation or activity frequently
3.emphasize something: to do or say something in order to add emphasis


By the way, drinky's jokes are bad. I mean really bad. Even Bernsetin pauses when he hears them. He's not gonna flat out say it, but the pause is his way of telling him he sucks. Drinky, of course, doesn't have the mental capacity to understand that (a.) his jokes are bad and (b.) Bernstein thinks so as well.

Also, can drinky ever spit out a sentence without stuttering or slurring his words? I just want to hear a clean sentence from him one time. It's amazing.

Reminds me of a scene in A few good men between Demi Moore and Tom Cruise.

Tom: I'm just not all that fond of boats.
Demi: For Christ's sake Caffey, you're in the Navy.
Tom: (to driver): Nobody likes her very much!

Drinky: I don't think speaking well is that important.
Beardown: For Christ's sake Drinky, you're in broadcasting.
Drinky: (to CSFMB): Nobody likes him very much!

He does seem to think of himself as a comedian of late.

Drinky's using Goff's departure to get his shine on. It's a last-ditch effort to impress his bosses. So he's writing comedy bits, telling jokes, singing show tunes, tap dancing, pulling rabbits out of hats and riding the clown tricycle (Look Mitch, no hands!!!!). Or he jumps in to punctuate a Bernstein performance.

It doesn't matter. They already know what they have in drinky. As Mike Ditka once said of T.O. "He's 38 years old and he's not gonna get a whole hell of a lot better."

I already told you he was doing that stuff before Goff joined the show. Obviously you'll just keep dismissing that fact and posting whatever you want though.

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I acknowledged that I was unaware of that. I'm just saying he's now back with avengence and Bernstein fans are suffereing because of it. Let me ask you, was he this bad before Goff got there?

Up until the Janet Jackson thing, yes.

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What did he say about Janet Jackson? Was it racist?

By the way, I had a crush on Janet Jackson in my formative years. That proves I'm not racist for all you bastards that say otherwise.

"The Janet Jackson thing" is the Super Bowl incident that made CBS crack down on objectionable content everywhere in the family, but especially high-risk-low-reward radio.

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I thought Goff became sort of a 3rd wheel for that show. Matt would occasionally jump in with a dumb argument or a Cubs point, but Goff was more or less commenting on most of the issues.

Correct. Goff was more involved on-air than Matt was. But Matt was on the B&B show a year before Goff joined. Matt was very active on-air with B&B before Goff joined the show.

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Goff wasn't just a chimmer the last couple of years. He was literally a talk show host on the Score's afternoon show. Didn't get paid for it. But that's what he was. He just took it.

I do find it a little funny. Drinky was a part of the B&B show when it started. Then Goff came in, pushed his cracker ass out the way and took over. For years it was the white man stepping over the black man. We really are advancing as a society. First it was Goff pushing drinky out. Then we elected a black president.

Drinky also loves to cry about the bad callers he has to screen. Nobody cares drinky. Just answer the phones and put 'em up. That's what you do anyway.

B&B fans have to put up with drinky's stupid comments and bad jokes. You don't realize it drink, but you and the callers are the same. Bernstein thinks so as well.

Well said, very true.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Drinky makes the show much whiter then Goff

I think Matt comes across as unlikable - he's either yelling, being sarcastic or making a joke about a caller. I think Goff just came across as a more likable 3rd wheel to the show and was actually pretty funny in small doses.

Matt A attended Lyons Twp high School and probably Highlands middle school and Jr. High,
he was not exposed to anything other than whites growing up.

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Angry ass drinky. You know what he loves to do now? He takes the bad callers and runs to his radio daddies to warn them about the bad callers cuz he wants to be a part of making fun of bad callers.

Hey drink, don't put them on the air you dumb ass!!!!

By the way, Bernsy's taking a day off Thursday. Guess who will be talking in Bernsy's place alongside Boers? That's right...Drinky!

I actually agree with that.

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It's just the weirdest thing. Put 'em up for B&B to attack or don't. We sure as hell don't need the person in charge of putting up callers...BITCHING ABOUT THE CALLERS!!!!

B&B can handle destroying them. You don't need to run from the phone bank to repeat everything they say, drinky. Chirst.

He should spend his time trying to find someone who is actually funny to write is Sports Minutes for him.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The writing isn't the issue usually.

It's the delivery that is awful.

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Driny: Doc, I always hit myself in the thumb with a hammer and it hurts like hell.

Doc: Don't hit yourself in the thumb with a hammer

Drinky: What? That doesn't make sense. Stop talking in that fancy Doctor language. Give it to me so I can understand.

Doc: You're special, aren't you?

Drinky: Huh?

Doc: Nothing.

After hearing a few, and finding humor in some of it, I no longer find them funny or clever. It's the same thing over and over.