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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:35 am

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http://health.yahoo.net/news/s/nm/us-regulators-report-possible-link-between-caffeine-shot-deaths

Causing death and spontaneous abortion.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:36 am

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:37 am

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FavreFan wrote:

You can help fight breast cancer today!

By killing yourself before you get it!!

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:38 am

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I'm not trying to run for senate, but should a pregnant woman be taking Five Hour Energy?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:39 am

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Drop In wrote:

I'm not trying to run for senate, but should a pregnant woman be taking Five Hour Energy?

If it's a legitmate pregnancy, the human body has a way to shut that whole thing down.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:40 am

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We need to ban everything, now.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:28 am

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:54 am

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NFL players could use this to get rid of those "untimely" pregnancies.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:57 pm

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Drop In wrote:

I'm not trying to run for senate, but should a pregnant woman be taking Five Hour Energy?

I don't really think so. I'm not a doctor, but I don't think energy shots are really a part of the suggested diet.

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beervendor

Post subject: Re: 5-Hour Energy - The Death Maker

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:35 am

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

I took 2 5HEs (and drank 2 Large McDonalds Mocha Lattes) on the drive down to Florida a few months ago and experienced heart flutters upon arrival. I attributed it to being up for 29 straight hours, but it was likely correlated to the 5HE.