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W_Z

Post subject: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:33 pm

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Live on Broadway! It's your Show of Shows...from all over Chicagoland...the most spectacular show is here! Featuring the hit songs...

Chorus wrote:

Joe Orr Road! Super Star! Oh how we can't wait to hear how you are!

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Every time I look at you...I don't understand...that you think I'll eat at McDonald's just because I saw an ad...DON'T GET ME WRONG! DON'T GET ME WRONG NOW!

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Imu, all alone with his feelings
Pisses off everyone every evening
He loves hatchbacks, hates j_ews...

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I had to let it happen...
I had to say...
Couldn't stay all my life down at the heel
This guitar strapped to me, staying by my pedals...

So I chose to tell you
Running around, trying every thread
But nothing impressed me at all (meh)
But I expect you to...

i'll brag for you, chi-ca-go-land
the truth is, i always will be
i've got a girlfriend,
i've got my music
if you've got a problem,
think you should lose it

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

There is a baby bomber in my head.
I'd like to bash it against the wall.
Aren't any liberals for me to blame?
Not in the world between my ears.

bigfan wrote:

Master of the board, keeper of the bytes.
The board will be available in a few m'inutes.
Frank's a little bitch, Jerry's got my itch
Got a few apartments just to keep me rich
Glad to do you all a favor,
I'm the only moderator that's here...
But if you got somethin' to say to me
I don't like, you'll disappear...

Come one, come all, and see the show! And don't miss out next spring when we bring you...

CSFMB: THE MUSICAL ON ICE!

Featuring Spanky and CiJ on their duet...

spanky and chris_in_joliet wrote:

A whole new bar...
A fantastic place we both can bond
No wife to tell us "no"
You're with me, bro
And we'll keep drinking all night for free...

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:44 pm

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Location: Westmont
pizza_Place: Tony Weed's
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Oppa wrote:

See this what I mean. Like big pansies in field of gay.

Great mults die, yet this mult lives... the tragedy of it all...

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Beardown wrote:

I'm declaring a victory without research.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:51 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Location: Palatine
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Well done zack

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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Rod

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:58 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Chorus wrote:

Joe Orr Road! Super Star! Oh how we can't wait to hear how you are!

Panther will deny me in just a few hours
Three times will deny me - and that's not all I see
One of you here posting, one of the Chozen Five
Will leave to betray me -

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:59 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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That's awesome. I'd like to see an entire show written.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:11 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's

Oppa wrote:

See this what I mean. Like big pansies in field of gay.

Boy this better be who I assume it is .... :lol:

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:33 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33817
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Regular Reader wrote:

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:34 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:57 am
Posts: 20709
Location: Westmont
pizza_Place: Tony Weed's
1039 Oliver Ave, Aurora
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A WHOLE NEW BOARD(Theme from Aladdin)
Dedicated to Keeping Score

I can show you the board
Baiting,circle jerking, splendid
Tell me, KS, now when did
You last let your Packer Pride decide?

I can redden your bunt
Take you forum by forum
Oppa, Freedumbs and Devin
On a magic multing hunt

A whole new board
A bad craptastic point of view
No mod to tell us no or where to go
Or say see you in a weeeeek

A whole new board
A puzzling place that’s never true
But when I'm posting in here, it's crystal lake clear
That now I'm in a whole new board with you
Now I'm in a whole new board with you

Unbelievable slights
Irascible feeding
Trolling, bumbling, freebaseing
Through an endless turd filled sky

A whole new board
Don't you dare forget your login
A packed sausage fest toboggin
(Hold your breath, it gets better)

You’re like a poofing star
You've come so far
You can't go back
To where you used to be

A whole new board
Every thread a letdown
With new mults to pursue
Every chas post red-letter

We'll chase them down like Mathews
There's so many threads to peruse
Let me share this whole new board with you

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Beardown wrote:

I'm declaring a victory without research.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:35 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Location: My Pants
pizza_Place: Geo's Pizza

Spaulding wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

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The Original Spanky wrote:

I don't like white rappers.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:21 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82255

Oppa wrote:

See this what I mean. Like big pansies in field of gay.

Real men aren't afraid to display their love of musicals.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:24 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns

I love that Oppa Gangums styles has a favorite pizza place and that it's Salernos'

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:57 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82255

Masquerade
all board mults are on parade
masquerade
hoping that KS will never find you

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:07 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns

I liked the Les Miserables inclusion.

Good play.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:18 am

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

Spaulding wrote:

If my hubby were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If he were a wealthy man.
He would always have to stay hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If he were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

He would see his wife, his Spaulde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
He'd see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

Especially at the VFW without outlets :wink:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:20 am

100000 CLUB

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:17 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82255

Just you wait
-ouston -omer
just you wait

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:39 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

What the hell is going on in this thread?

The Fabulous Freebirds is what's goin on!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:12 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82255

Jbills bring down the house with his rendition of The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:14 pm

1000 CLUB

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Location: computer
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I only knew the Aladdin song...

Nice work by all.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:12 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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makes it funnier when you do know the songs. i'll reveal mine:

1. chorus/BRick - "jesus christ super star" ("")
2. OKC - "memory" (cats)
3. doug - "don't cry for me, argentina" (evita)
4. cubbiegirlshamus - "castle on a cloud" (les miserables)
5. bigfan - "master of the house" (les miserables)
6. spanky & cij - "a whole new world" (aladdin)

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:58 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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ALL.
He is a Bernstein Man!
BOAT.
He is a Bernstein Man!
For Keeping Score has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is a Bernstein Man!
ALL.
That he is a Bernstein Man!
BOAT.
For he could have liked Silverman,
Or Hood, or Jurk, or Mulligan,
And he is female Itali-an!
ALL.
And he is female Itali-an!
BOAT.
But in spite of all temptations
To convert to Danny Mac nation,
He remains a Bernstein Man!
He remains a Bernstein Man!
ALL.
For in spite of all temptations
To convert to Danny Mac nation,
He remains a Bernstein Man!
He remains a Bernstein Man!

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:03 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Shit. I totally Ugie'd your song.

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Beardown wrote:

I'm declaring a victory without research.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:09 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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Terry's Peeps wrote:

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:32 pm

W_Z wrote:

7. Chas and Elmhurst Steve - "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" (Avenue Q)

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:36 pm

[quote="W_Z"]4. cubbiegirlshamus - "castle on a cloud" (les miserables)[quote]
I've always gotten the impression that CGS looks / acts much more like Madame Thenardier than an innocent little girl.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:31 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!

Helps with hiccups too

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: CSFMB: The Musical!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:47 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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[Carrie]
It's the hard-mult life for us!
It's the hard-mult life for us!

[Spicy Senorita]
'Steada treated,

[Carrie]
We get pruned!

[Spicy Senorita]
'Steada kisses,

[Carrie
We get fucked!

[ALL mults]
It's the hard-mult life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-mult row we how!

[Fine Black Girl]
Zubaz,

[All Mults]
'Steada of wool!

[Spicy Senorita]
Deleted Profiles

[All Mults]
'Steada of active!

[ALL Mults]
It's the hard-mult life!

[Carrie]
Don't if feel like the trolls are always trollin'?

[Carrie and Spicy Senorita]
Don't it seem like there's never any light!

[FBG and Carrie]
Once a day, don't you wanna forget the password?

[Panther]
It's easier than messaging bigfan to be deleted.

[Carrie]
No one's there when your posts at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink (hey now)!
No one dries your pants when you wet them!

[ALL mults]
From all the trollin' you would think this place's a cave!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

STRETCH!!!!!! :oops: