No need to question if Im nice, cause its a fact, friend
I shoot the gift like Santa Claus with a Mack 10

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Pretty much anything in the catalog of Ma$e, and its debatable if he was even rap.

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Are you listenin?
Im straight slappin babies at they Christenin

Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the shit
Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick

So good rappers ain't eatin' they Olsen twinnin'

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Take it of the rack, if it's wack put it back
I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mack

Anything by Lil' Wayne. I still enjoy "Tha Block is Hot," though.

Anything by Lil' Wayne's crew.

[Eminem]
Whoooo
Shady, Aftermath
Look at that bitch

[Eminem & Nate Dogg]
There she goes shakin' that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losin' control

[Eminem]
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get fuuucked up
Hit the strip club, don't forget once, get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceded, pasted, plastered, puke, drink up, get a new drink, hit the bathroom sink, throw up.
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine goin'
Still got a few chunks on them shoe strings showin'
I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revived as soon as this bitch gyrated
Them hips and lickin' lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

[Nate Dogg]
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
3 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
I met a bad bitch last night at the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and hennessy
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk seen em' drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust your ass I'm gon' continue to rock
Getcha ass off the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

Were 'bout to have a party, turn the music up
Let's get it started, go ahead shake ya butt
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded, some girls are 'bout it 'bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up

Now Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Awww girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

[Eminem]
I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this flouride rininse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and i'll finish, Yeahhh!
Me and Nate D-O-Double G lookin for a couple bitches
With some Double D's pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbly, weee finna finna bout ta have a party

[Nate Dogg]
Were gonna have a party, turn the music up
Let's get it started, go ahead shake ya butt
I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my Hummer truck
Apple bottom jeans and a big ol slut
Some girls they act retarded, some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can't but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a SLUT, would you be mine?
I Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

[Eminem & Nate Dogg]
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

[Eminem]
Now. . . Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Awww girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

We're bout have a party, turn the music up
Let's get it started, go ahead shake ya butt
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up
Some girls act retarded, some girls are 'bout it 'bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up

[Eminem]
There she goes shakin' that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole
I think I'm losin' control

God I'm horny
I ain't leavin without you bitch
you're comin home with me, and my boy
And his boy, and his boy, and his girl haha
Nate Dogg!

I stopped listening to Eminem entirely after that stinking shit. Encore was pretty bad, and this sealed the deal. Too bad it was something that Nate Dogg felt the need to take part in.

But Lil Wayne takes the cake. Clown. How the hell did he suddenly become as well received as he is? He's a putz.

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fock this club. I should manayer.