Can't remember if I took any after my divorce I will have to look this weekend. I only cared about two that
I had. One was a light up snowman and the other was a balck Santa. The ex-broke the Santa a year before
the divorce ( in my mind it was on purpose ).

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

You were in rare form yesterday!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The image I have in mind of this scenario is truly hilarious.

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It was ceramic and my favorite by far. We are unpacking things in the basement to display and I
turn around to dig through a plastic bin and I hear it shatter. I seriously yelled "No!" at the top of
my lungs. It was my Christmas Story moment. She couldn't explain how it happened but wasn't
at all sorry at its destruction.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Outside lights can go up any warm day in November; switch gets thrown the Friday after Thanksgiving.

Inside stuff (tree, etc) goes up the second Sunday of Advent.

Everything down by 9am New Years day. Exception granted for Nativity setups. They can remain until The Epiphany.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

We spent the entire day decorating the inside of the house today. Monday the outside stuff goes up.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I planted a tree today.

An Autumn Blaze.

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Hmm. Good luck. Pretty late for a tree.

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Whenever I can get up to Kenilworth next to borrow some decorations.

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Fall is the best time of year to plant a tree.

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Being Jewish, I figure first I'll wait for the Messiah to be born, and then we'll probably work with whatever is seasonally appropriate.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Tree is up....including a 3' mini tree, house is decorated, inside lights are up. Outside lights are only remaining item.

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@audioidkid

Same thing.

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There is never a good time to put up that absurd oversized inflatable shit.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

We had a blowup temple to put in the front yard but then it really blew up...shit.

I left for the Bears game with a normal neighborhood. I returned to find my neighbor had put up a 20 foot tall blow up snowman in the front yard. I have never seen anything like this shit...two full stories of christmastime fun placed in front of his newly constructed oversized house.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I didn't have you living in Berwyn.

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Outside lights start going up on Thursday. Inside decorations start on Saturday and get finished when the lady's parents get here next week.

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