He hates Charlie Weis because he's fat.

So Bernstein extends his "don't get fat" rule to coaches?

Thibs better get on a diet.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

He eats a ton of stuff.

He eats a ton of stuff.

He eats a ton of stuff.

Bernsie was making Jerry Kill seizure jokes yesterday. Nothing funnier than epilepsy.

It's his ignorant belief that Pro sports = super complicated and College Sports = not complicated/dumb.

Same reason he creams his pants over some NBA coach "running tons of stuff" and totally ignores the technical aspects of a well run college basketball team. This is also in the same league has his disdain for crazy college football offenses when the pro teams run similar stuff.

I can't explain Terry going on and on about Alabama being too emotionally drained after the LSU game to defeat Texas A&M when the show wraps itself in the "Sports is a Spreadsheet" mantra. Surprised Dan didn't go after him about that....wait, no I'm not.

You've already locked up Poster of the Year. Stop running up the score like Fitz.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

He eats a ton of stuff.

This fact is most often manifested in baseball conversations when dan discusses "replacement players" as if they are actual people waiting in limbo to replace the likes of Gordon Beckham and/or Juan Pierre and Terry nervously mumbles as he obviously just doesn't want to get into a numbers argument with bernstein, although it is clear Terry is certain, that on some level, he understands the game of baseball more than bernstein ever could.?

I want to know who all these professors, alumni, and people in Pennsylvania are that are emailing Dan about how they can't speak out against the football behemoth at Penn St. These silent citizens who need the voice of Bernstein to coalesce around so they can rise up as righteous vindicators.