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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:33 pm

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Doris Burke

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:53 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Doris Burke

I forgot about her. Oh, what odd things I'd do to that woman.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:09 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

The Workaholics secretary.

That is a pretty good example right there.

Is that that chick from the Curb episode "The Bare Midriff"?

I would

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:27 pm

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Fran Drescher (her laugh doubles as ugly)

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bigfan wrote:

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:43 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Fran Drescher (her laugh doubles as ugly)

She's actually hot, so epic fail, buddy.

Khloe Kardashian is alright. She's Chyna's prettier daughter.

SJP is a troll.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:20 am

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

The Workaholics secretary.

That is a pretty good example right there.

Is that that chick from the Curb episode "The Bare Midriff"?

I would

Yes, although I can't recall that particular episode. ( checked IMDB )

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:08 pm

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Yeah, it's still Kaitlin Olson.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:13 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Khloe Kardashian is alright. She's Chyna's prettier son.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:17 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

Show me the ugliest woman in Hollywood and I'll let you know. After sex with the same woman for 20 years, you might be surprised how your standards change.

http://edge.ilpvideo.com/img/2012/09/15/worlds-ugliest-woman.png

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:18 pm

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Maya Rudolph.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:19 pm

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spmack wrote:

Maya Rudolph.

Good one.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:27 pm

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Was going to start a Oldest Woman in Hollywood you would sleep with thread but I figured the oldest anyone would get to would be Raquel Welch.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:34 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Was going to start a Oldest Woman in Hollywood you would sleep with thread but I figured the oldest anyone would get to would be Raquel Welch.

Betty White.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:35 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Was going to start a Oldest Woman in Hollywood you would sleep with thread but I figured the oldest anyone would get to would be Raquel Welch.

Betty White.

Miley Cyrus

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Gloopan Kuratz

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:41 pm

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DEB

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:28 pm

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Barefoot Contessa (but only if she cooks for me afterwards).

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Guy Fieri

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:33 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Barefoot Contessa (but only if she cooks for me afterwards).

With Jeffrey in the pink and me in the stink your options are limited, son!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:45 pm

100000 CLUB

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:59 pm

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Not ugly but fat:Kristy Alley
Ugly:America Ferraria

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:07 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Ugly:America Ferraria

Not even close to being ugly...what is wrong with you?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:12 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Not ugly but fat:Kristy Alley
Ugly:America Ferraria

I think you mean Kirstie Alley for starters. Back in the late '80s & early '90s, she was absolutely hot when she was on "Cheers". As for America Ferrara, she doesn't look as ugly as her character "Ugly Betty".

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:13 pm

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spmack wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Ugly:America Ferraria

Not even close to being ugly...what is wrong with you?

You mean she's playing a character on TV and that's not how she looks in real life? Oh my God you learn something new everyday.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:15 pm

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Yea....gonna have to disagree with you here, Chas.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:17 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Yea....gonna have to disagree with you here, Chas.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:28 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Yea....gonna have to disagree with you here, Chas.

She's Maya Rudolph ugly.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:30 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

Yea....gonna have to disagree with you here, Chas.

She's Maya Rudolph ugly.

No way!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:31 pm

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Cousin Geri from Facts of Life.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:35 pm

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Im going to go out on a limb and say that America Ferrara is probably prettier than most of the guys on this board's significant other except Spaulding's hubby.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:36 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Im going to go out on a limb and say that America Ferrara is probably prettier than most of the guys on this board's significant other except Spaulding's hubby.

Oh god......here we go........ :lol:

Mr. Spaulding is a cool guy. Somebody WAY out kicked their coverage in that relationship.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:46 pm

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Shit, if there's a steady paycheck involved, I'd give it to that porker from Bridesmaids.

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