That last CBS sports minute sounded like one of Matty's parodys. I think these two segments are slowly morphing into each other.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Dan has been uncomfortably fixated on BBC this last segment.

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I'm surprised that Maury Povich still has a show...

Don't be surprised. Drama and dysfunction will always have an audience.

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Drama & dysfunction...Isn't that on 26 The U weekday mornings in the forms of "The Steve Wilkos Show" & "Jerry Springer" starting @ 10A?

I highly doubt Dan ever spoke out against full price for preseason NFL games. That wouldn't mesh with his corporate toadyism. "You shouldn't even go to games if you think you're paying too much. You'd be a bad fan once you got there anyway."

EDIT: there it is "ha ha, that's me, always taking those populist stances!" Yes, be proud to be the lickspittle of billionaires.

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My take: Stern blew a gasket when Popovich showed him up and embarrassed the league in general. Sure you can rest guys, but that was ridiculous IMO. You can even intentionally tank games, but don't do it in a way that will make headlines. Stern should have handled it behind closed doors though.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

That Les/coffee montage that opened the hour was really well done. Great song choice and the clips were funny. I'm assuming that's the work of Tannehill? Good stuff!

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Tannehill is making up for the years we missed of funny show opens. We get like three a day now!

EDIT: All 22 reference!!!

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Did anyone else notice that Dan only mentioned black fraternities when referring to hazing during his time at Duke? Additionally his railing against the dehumanizing nature of hazing rings a bit hollow when weighed against his general disinterest in NFL player safety.

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No, because the act of hazing is someone's choice. It doesn't have to happen. Football on the other hand is a dangerous sport and there is incurred risk to everyone who plays it. There's a difference.

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Okay I'll get this off my chest! Baseball,Football,Hockey,even Cycling has PED issues, but not theNBA?What is the naivety of Bernstein and the rest of the NBA fans of this board ??????? I know all of think all they do is smoke blunts .....wake the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Yes, but playing football is also a choice, and hazing is most often dangerous to those who participate. I should have made clearer my distaste for Dan to have a problem with the dehumanization attached to one group activity and not another.

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No concussions and racism isn't inherent in its fanbase = Dan not interested.

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KS, did you just sign up for this board or something?

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That question you just asked Walt. Shirley you've read his posts before.

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This is the real WWN ....does Bernstein and the rest of the NBA fans on this board think the "King" hasn't been taking PED's since High School??? Then you are wrong

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

KS, you're doing the CGS thing again. Just in a different way.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

See what happens is I put something serious on here ,and the usual assclowns don't comment!!!! OKC.Darkside, Terrys Peeps, RFDC where the fuck are you?????????????????

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I said "in a different way."

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It could be true. I don't give a shit. Let a man do what he wants to his own body. Fuck integrity. This is entertainment, not an ethics class.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I don't discount the possibility that PEDs may exist in the NBA. I know nothing about their testing policy or what they test for though. I guess I don't really care that much either way about it.

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Walt doesn't like me because one time in 2010 I asked him to restate his position because I didn't understand what he was talking about. He got all confrontational. Like fuck man, how am I going to respond if I have no idea what you're trying to say?

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Let go man!
It's fuckin 2012

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I've let it go Walt. But for some reason every time you address me, there's some sort of insult involved.


Why call me an assclown? Obviously you have a problem with me. Maybe you need to let it go.

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No you haven't you brought it up after 2 FUCKING years ...you want Dr.Phil to come over?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

OK (c) If i said you're a dick jerk he would want to know why I said you're a dick jerk ...I don't need to explain myself to this unopionated SOB

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

All you know how to do is pound your chest, type unintelligible gibberish, and throw out insults to people. You're an old fool. You're like Gabby Hayes from Blazing Saddles. You sit in the town meetings and say stuff that nobody understands, that is of no consequence to anything or anyone.

You wanna talk sports? I'm cool with that. But the rest of this stupid shit? Keep that shit. For the most part, I've been trying to keep my cool and laugh it off, but you're really getting on my fucking nerves lately.

BTW, unopinionated is not a word I'd use to describe me. Learn to read words and you'll see I give my opinion daily on a lot of things here.

Fuckin crazy schitzo. That's an opinion.

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And I gave him a motherfucking opinion on the PED thing and he glossed over it because he was too busy being a crazy old fuck.

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