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lipidquadcab
 Post subject: Sneezing
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:41 pm 
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Anyone else like to make themselves sneeze? If so, what do you like to use?
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If you have to sneeze but can't if you stare into a bright light it will make you sneeze.

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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:43 pm 
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Phil McCracken wrote:
If you have to sneeze but can't if you stare into a bright light it will make you sneeze.

Are you saying like when you are close to a sneeze but you can't quite get there?

Because that's not what I'm looking for. I'm talking "I feel like sneezing...let me shove something up my nose" shit...
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Phil McCracken
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
If you have to sneeze but can't if you stare into a bright light it will make you sneeze.

Are you saying like when you are close to a sneeze but you can't quite get there?

Because that's not what I'm looking for. I'm talking "I feel like sneezing...let me shove something up my nose" shit...

Oh then in that case try cociane

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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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Phil McCracken wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
If you have to sneeze but can't if you stare into a bright light it will make you sneeze.

Are you saying like when you are close to a sneeze but you can't quite get there?

Because that's not what I'm looking for. I'm talking "I feel like sneezing...let me shove something up my nose" shit...

Oh then in that case try cociane

That makes you sneeze?

Awesome...
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photoptarmosis is actually classified as a disease. I have it! About 25% of the population has it.

Dated an ENT intern who told me about it. No real known causes or what it means, but no cure!

Gonna need a telethon!

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photoptarmosis is actually classified as a disease. I have it! About 25% of the population has it.

Dated an ENT intern who told me about it. No real known causes or what it means, but no cure!

Gonna need a telethon!


Maybe McCartney can front a GnR reunion for your concert .... :lol:

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doug - evergreen park
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I have pfartinmypantsis.

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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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Don Tiny wrote:
bigfan wrote:
photoptarmosis is actually classified as a disease. I have it! About 25% of the population has it.

Dated an ENT intern who told me about it. No real known causes or what it means, but no cure!

Gonna need a telethon!


Maybe McCartney can front a GnR reunion for your concert .... :lol:


What concert? Just want a telethon! Just phones and pledges, nothing more! Lets just get down to it...give me your damn money..!

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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I have pfartinmypantsis.


I have pfartinotherpeople'spantsis. It's much more rare.

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lipidquadcab wrote:
Anyone else like to make themselves sneeze? If so, what do you like to use?

Re-run thread.

Stick with the screwdriver.

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The Original Kid Cairo
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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There are about three posters here affected by phagocytosis.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
There are about three posters here affected by phagocytosis.


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lipidquadcab
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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spanky wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
Anyone else like to make themselves sneeze? If so, what do you like to use?

Re-run thread.

Stick with the screwdriver.

Fuck, I did, didn't I...

...I've evolved from the screwdriver...now I'm doing twist ties, paperclips, and headphone plugs too!
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The Original Kid Cairo
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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Oh, Lipid...

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Colonel Angus
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:57 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
There are about three posters here affected by phagocytosis.

KS, Hawg Ass & Speeps?
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lipidquadcab
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Oh, Lipid...

It's therapeutic...
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Colonel Angus
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:11 pm 
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You're an odd fellow, Lipid.
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Hawg Ass
 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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Colonel Angus wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
There are about three posters here affected by phagocytosis.

KS, Hawg Ass & Speeps?

:shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
There are about three posters here affected by phagocytosis.

KS, Hawg Ass & Speeps?

:shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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 Post subject: Re: Sneezing
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Keeping Score wrote:
Do people who sneeze really loud just want attention or they can't help it?

Also, is it appropriate to say "God/Bless You" to someone that sneezes?

And what if someone has allergies. Doesn't it get burdensome to keep blessing them?

I don't think so.

Yes. But it's better to say "You are sooooooo goooooood loooooooking!"

If you know someone is a multiple sneezer (rapid fire sneezes), just wait until the last one of the series.
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