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The Original Kid Cairo
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Ask Peeps. He's seen it.

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Ask Peeps. He's seen it.

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At this point, Jessica.

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Don't Be Cruel. Good song. Good video.

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There's been a zombie apocalypse and you are choking on a piece of squirrel meat. Your death is imminent and your survival instincts are too honed to allow yourself to die over petty grievances. You are confident in the knowledge that you are the only man that has the skill set to save the entire human race.

The only people around you that could provide the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver are Elmhurst Steve, cubbiegirl, and Tall Midget. Who do you run to confident that that person has the knowledge and ability to save your life?

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There's been a zombie apocalypse and you are choking on a piece of squirrel meat. Your death is imminent and your survival instincts are too honed to allow yourself to die over petty grievances. You are confident in the knowledge that you are the only man that has the skill set to save the entire human race.

The only people around you that could provide the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver are Elmhurst Steve, cubbiegirl, and Tall Midget. Who do you run to confident that that person has the knowledge and ability to save your life?

Death is still a option, correct?

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
There's been a zombie apocalypse and you are choking on a piece of squirrel meat. Your death is imminent and your survival instincts are too honed to allow yourself to die over petty grievances. You are confident in the knowledge that you are the only man that has the skill set to save the entire human race.

The only people around you that could provide the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver are Elmhurst Steve, cubbiegirl, and Tall Midget. Who do you run to confident that that person has the knowledge and ability to save your life?

Death is still a option, correct?


No. Your survival instinct is too great. You have important work to do.

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Isn't this the Ask Kid Anything thread? :lol:

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Kid,

I've managed to pull out with all of my GF's over the years without getting them pregnant. Is that just luck, skill, or is there something wrong with my kiddies?

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Kid,

I've managed to pull out with all of my GF's over the years without getting them pregnant. Is that just luck, skill, or is there something wrong with my kiddies?


Sounds like somebody's biological clock is ticking...

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isn't the point of pulling out to not get pregnant ? :lol:
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The Original Kid Cairo
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
There's been a zombie apocalypse and you are choking on a piece of squirrel meat. Your death is imminent and your survival instincts are too honed to allow yourself to die over petty grievances. You are confident in the knowledge that you are the only man that has the skill set to save the entire human race.

The only people around you that could provide the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver are Elmhurst Steve, cubbiegirl, and Tall Midget. Who do you run to confident that that person has the knowledge and ability to save your life?

Wow. Okay.

- While I'm sure Midget is knowledgeable enough, I wouldn't allow him to urinate on me if I were on fire, so he's out.

- Knowing what we know about Steve, I'm sure saving my life would not be an option.

- That leaves Steph, who isn't the sharpest bulb in the drawer if you will (you won't), but in a strange way seems to have a kinder heart than the other two gentlemen.

I'd run to Cubbiegirlshamus.

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Isn't this the Ask Kid Anything thread? :lol:

True, but I'm not gonna help you do your bit.

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Hi Kid!

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Ask Peeps. He's seen it.


I think I'm going to lose my Jamba Juice .... not a euphemism .... :puker:

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True, but I'm not gonna help you do your bit.
I'm not doing a bit. I'm asking about your bit.

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Okay, fine.


Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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I don't think people gang up on you.

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My dearest internet best friend in the whole wide universe Kid Cairo,

I recently finished Baratunde Thurston's How to Be Black, a satirical commentary from the Onion editor. In it, Thurston explains how to be the "black employee", which includes the suggestion that black employees actually have two jobs:

- The actual job duties as explained in the job's description (i.e. the title listed on your business card, resume, etc.)
- To be the company's de facto expert on blackness (you must speak for all blacks, have opinions on anything Obama does, be the best dancer at the company holiday party, etc.)

Do you subscribe to this theory, and if so, do you feel it is best to embrace your dual job responsibilities with open arms or should this mentality stop now?

Your racially-curious yet pleasantly ignorant internet bestie,

Ugie

PS: I fully acknowledge the coincidence that in asking this question, I am indirectly treating you in the same manner a white employee may treat his black coworker, as described above. Please accept my apologies in advance.
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
There's been a zombie apocalypse and you are choking on a piece of squirrel meat. Your death is imminent and your survival instincts are too honed to allow yourself to die over petty grievances. You are confident in the knowledge that you are the only man that has the skill set to save the entire human race.

The only people around you that could provide the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver are Elmhurst Steve, cubbiegirl, and Tall Midget. Who do you run to confident that that person has the knowledge and ability to save your life?

Wow. Okay.

- While I'm sure Midget is knowledgeable enough, I wouldn't allow him to urinate on me if I were on fire, so he's out.

- Knowing what we know about Steve, I'm sure saving my life would not be an option.

- That leaves Steph, who isn't the sharpest bulb in the drawer if you will (you won't), but in a strange way seems to have a kinder heart than the other two gentlemen.

I'd run to Cubbiegirlshamus.


Wise choice. I have seen her toss a 10 lb bowling ball around like nothing. She'd be able to save your ass.

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My dearest internet best friend in the whole wide universe Kid Cairo,

I recently finished Baratunde Thurston's How to Be Black, a satirical commentary from the Onion editor. In it, Thurston explains how to be the "black employee", which includes the suggestion that black employees actually have two jobs:

- The actual job duties as explained in the job's description (i.e. the title listed on your business card, resume, etc.)
- To be the company's de facto expert on blackness (you must speak for all blacks, have opinions on anything Obama does, be the best dancer at the company holiday party, etc.)

Do you subscribe to this theory, and if so, do you feel it is best to embrace your dual job responsibilities with open arms or should this mentality stop now?

Your racially-curious yet pleasantly ignorant internet bestie,

Ugie

PS: I fully acknowledge the coincidence that in asking this question, I am indirectly treating you in the same manner a white employee may treat his black coworker, as described above. Please accept my apologies in advance.

I do not subscribe to that theory at all, and disagree with the premise. My only duties at my company are those for which I'm paid.

P.S. I still have a whole lotta hunka, hunka burning love for you.

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