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The Original Kid Cairo
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Favorite Parliament song?

It was a choice between How Do Yeaw View You? and Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk. In the end, I'd go with the latter. Damn near 10 minutes of straight up funkitude. "And you know what you can do with your funk, Star Child? I WILL NEVER DANCE!"

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Why do you sweat the small stuff?

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Can you breakdown the advantages and disantvantages of running a 2-3 zone as opposed to a 1-3-1 when you have unathletic wings and a big that can't jump? Thank you I will hang up and listen for my answer. Love your show. Lovie Smith

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Why do you sweat the small stuff?

Sometimes, I wish I knew why.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
There's been a zombie apocalypse and you are choking on a piece of squirrel meat. Your death is imminent and your survival instincts are too honed to allow yourself to die over petty grievances. You are confident in the knowledge that you are the only man that has the skill set to save the entire human race.

The only people around you that could provide the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver are Elmhurst Steve, cubbiegirl, and Tall Midget. Who do you run to confident that that person has the knowledge and ability to save your life?

Wow. Okay.

- While I'm sure Midget is knowledgeable enough, I wouldn't allow him to urinate on me if I were on fire, so he's out.

- Knowing what we know about Steve, I'm sure saving my life would not be an option.

- That leaves Steph, who isn't the sharpest bulb in the drawer if you will (you won't), but in a strange way seems to have a kinder heart than the other two gentlemen.

I'd run to Cubbiegirlshamus.

With open arms....and there goes the human race :lol:

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Can you breakdown the advantages and disantvantages of running a 2-3 zone as opposed to a 1-3-1 when you have unathletic wings and a big that can't jump? Thank you I will hang up and listen for my answer. Love your show. Lovie Smith

The 2-3 is better for unathletic teams because there isn't as much spacing. It's much better for protecting the paint and the basket. The main disadvantage of running it is that if you're facing a team with good outside shooters, they can literally shoot right over it.




I think...

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Wang...


...Chung


...tonight.


Wanna join me?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Why do you sweat the small stuff?

Sometimes, I wish I knew why.


My parents used to scold me as a kid for always having to get the last word. I never understood this. If I didn't get it they would and I never thought less of them for having the last word. My son now does the same thing I used to do and I use the same argument my parents used against me.

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Can you breakdown the advantages and disantvantages of running a 2-3 zone as opposed to a 1-3-1 when you have unathletic wings and a big that can't jump? Thank you I will hang up and listen for my answer. Love your show. Lovie Smith

Oh, and for some real fun, I think you should ask Walt that same question in the next Bulls thread.

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One Super power....Go...

Did you really need to ask this question?

X-ray vision, son!

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Can you breakdown the advantages and disantvantages of running a 2-3 zone as opposed to a 1-3-1 when you have unathletic wings and a big that can't jump? Thank you I will hang up and listen for my answer. Love your show. Lovie Smith

Oh, and for some real fun, I think you should ask Walt that same question in the next Bulls thread.

WWN is the Bill Walton to your Snapper Jones

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Krazy Ivan
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
One Super power....Go...

Did you really need to ask this question?

X-ray vision, son!



Wrong.

Freezing time...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
One Super power....Go...

Did you really need to ask this question?

X-ray vision, son!



Wrong.

Freezing time...

Image

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Kid, I need your thoughts on two things very dear to me from my past. Stacey Augmon and Public Enemy.
Any love for either?

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Are there any wrestling leagues that have shows in chicago and can get you closer to the action without having to break the bank like WWF. Are there studio matches anymore?

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Cubbiegirl failed in saving your life because she had to tell you a story about someone she knows that previously had the Heimlich Maneuver and it worked even though those two people didn't like each other because Friend #1 used to date...this is when you passed out...

Fortunately for you, TM ran over to tell Cubbiegirl to stop being so annoying and bumped into Elmhurst Steve who fell on you accidentally and lodged the squirrel meat loose.

You immediately move away from this crew as they most certainly will get you killed. You come across a new crew of Krazy Ivan, Terrys Peeps, and Panther. You can work with these guys to help you save humanity from the zombie apocalypse.

However, almost immediately, you are cornered by the zombies of TM, Cubbiegirl, ES, and spmack. Cubbiegirl has apparently bored TM to death and he has infected them all, including spmack who came by to laugh at them.

The only way out is for you to choose which of KI, TP, or Panther must be sacrificed so that you, yourself, can escape and save the human race. Who dies? A choice must be made and you are too valuable to sacrifice yourself.

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If you knew for a fact that the Mayans were right, and the world was ending December 21, what would you do next week?

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Zombie Spmack was a short lived Hoffy mult, I believe.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Cubbiegirl failed in saving your life because she had to tell you a story about someone she knows that previously had the Heimlich Maneuver and it worked even though those two people didn't like each other because Friend #1 used to date...this is when you passed out...

Fortunately for you, TM ran over to tell Cubbiegirl to stop being so annoying and bumped into Elmhurst Steve who fell on you accidentally and lodged the squirrel meat loose.

You immediately move away from this crew as they most certainly will get you killed. You come across a new crew of Krazy Ivan, Terrys Peeps, and Panther. You can work with these guys to help you save humanity from the zombie apocalypse.

However, almost immediately, you are cornered by the zombies of TM, Cubbiegirl, ES, and spmack. Cubbiegirl has apparently bored TM to death and he has infected them all, including spmack who came by to laugh at them.

The only way out is for you to choose which of KI, TP, or Panther must be sacrificed so that you, yourself, can escape and save the human race. Who dies? A choice must be made and you are too valuable to sacrifice yourself.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Scooting to the edge of my seat....

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wang or dong?

Wang...


...Chung


...tonight.


Wanna join me?



Hmm .... was kind of expecting Wang Dang Doodle.

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Jessica Burciaga or Halle Berry?

At this point, Jessica.

Jessica Burciaga or Mikie Hara?
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The jar is round....the mug is round....

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