Why are we lobbing softballs now?

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a whiskey double. Then, another. He continues in this manner for several hours. His alcoholism has severe repercussions on his family life and health.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm going to hang out here for a while. I can't take anymore of this school shooting shit.


Somebody, make me laugh...

Kid, I need your thoughts on two things very dear to me from my past. Stacey Augmon and Public Enemy.
Any love for either?

If a heavenly body has gravitational pull, then why don't all the planets collide into the Sun?

Jessica Burciaga or Mikie Hara?

I'm going to hang out here for a while. I can't take anymore of this school shooting shit.


Somebody, make me laugh...

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

If you knew for a fact that the Mayans were right, and the world was ending December 21, what would you do next week?

Unquestionably I'd take Mikie.

Don't Be Cruel. Good song. Good video.

The Waitress or Artemis?

Really?

Artemis. You may think I'm crazy but I occasionally likes me a big'un. And she's pretty. The waitress isn't very pretty. She just happens to not be overweight.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Are there any wrestling leagues that have shows in chicago and can get you closer to the action without having to break the bank like WWF. Are there studio matches anymore?

Don't be cruel is a very good song. Probably his best solo...

Why don't you protect me when everyone is ganging up on me?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Ring of Honor does several shows a year in Chicago and are not expensive to attend.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Cubbiegirl failed in saving your life because she had to tell you a story about someone she knows that previously had the Heimlich Maneuver and it worked even though those two people didn't like each other because Friend #1 used to date...this is when you passed out...

Fortunately for you, TM ran over to tell Cubbiegirl to stop being so annoying and bumped into Elmhurst Steve who fell on you accidentally and lodged the squirrel meat loose.

You immediately move away from this crew as they most certainly will get you killed. You come across a new crew of Krazy Ivan, Terrys Peeps, and Panther. You can work with these guys to help you save humanity from the zombie apocalypse.

However, almost immediately, you are cornered by the zombies of TM, Cubbiegirl, ES, and spmack. Cubbiegirl has apparently bored TM to death and he has infected them all, including spmack who came by to laugh at them.

The only way out is for you to choose which of KI, TP, or Panther must be sacrificed so that you, yourself, can escape and save the human race. Who dies? A choice must be made and you are too valuable to sacrifice yourself.

Why is everyone ganging up on Rick recently?